AN: I really don't know what motorized me to do this, but I just have to! Again, this is not anti- any character!

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OK! I think every body knows what the Naruto characters think, love, hate, and do. BUT. What if those things just got,.. switched? Or what-ever. Let's just list what we hope should happen or not, shall we?

1.)Naruto decides he hates ramen, and doesn't care if he never becomes the Hokage.

2.)Naruto starts to go all gothic, and burns his orange jumpsuit.

3.)Sasuke is in a happy mood all day.( Ok, so some of us want to see that,..)

4.)Sasuke decides that avenging is over-rated, and decides to show all his real feelings.

5.)Sakura hates the color pink, and likes the color green, there for going out with Rock Lee( cough broccoli cough)(( no offense to all those Rock Lee+Sakura lovers!))

6.)Sakura says she so sorry about Ino's hair, and they paint each other's nails.

7.)Kakashi is on time.

8.)Kakashi puts down his 'rainy-day-fun-book'for a whole day.

That's Team Kakashi, let's go one to Team Gai!!!!!!

9.)Gai and Kakashi make a truce, and become GREAT friends.

10.)Gai lets go of the whole spandex thing.

11.)Rock Lee says, "Forget Gai, I want my OWN personality!"

12.)Rock Lee plays poker against Neji, and wins.

13.)Neji gets a hair cut.

14.)Neji says sorry to Hinata, and goes on with life with a smile.

15.)Ten Ten gets a last name.

16.)Ten Ten lets down her hair.

Team Asuma!

17.)Asuma gets rid of the gawd-dang cigarette!

18.)Asuma shaves his beard.

19.)Choji goes on a diet, and no one told him too.

20.)Choji gets a better hair-do, and gets a REAL head band.

21.)Ino dies her hair pink to match Sakura's.

22.)Ino hates Sasuke and gets a life.

23.)Shikamaru wins a marathon.

24.)Shikamaru loses to Ino in a Shoji game.

Team Kurenai,

25.)Kurenai decides to not put on make-up on, and it's on own her free will.

26.)Kurenai thinks Gai is hot, and goes out with him.

27.)Hinata forgets Naruto, and dates Shino (Sorry all those Hinata+ Shino lovers).

28.)Hinata flicks off Neji someday, and stops stuttering.

29.)Shino takes off his glasses.

30.)Shino buys a bottle of bug killer.

31.)Kiba kicks Akamaru, and likes cats better.

32.)Kiba gets rid of those fangs looking symbols, plus takes off his jacket for a day.

Now who can forget the sand team?!?!? Team Baki!

33.)Baki uncovers the rest of his face.

34.)Temari puts her hair in ONE ponytail!

35.)Temari gets rid of her fan, and just uses a kunai.

36.)Kankuro takes off that whole black out-fit.

37.)Kankuro gets rid of his puppets, and uses Barbie dolls.

38.)Gaara goes to sleep, and dreams of fluffy pink bunnies!

39.)Gaara gets rid of his gourd, and uses a pail and shovel.

Tehehe,… you gotta love these cracked stories,...

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AN: Again, that was fun to write! Remember, no flames, cuz' it's not anti- any character!! Hope you laughed at something, cuz ' my friend Lindz (Lindsay) just cracked up when she read it! Now I'm off to go see if I can get a Gaara and Sakura, and Sasuke plushie toy! .