It was a relatively quiet day. Perry was resting under a big tree in the backyard of the Flynn-Fletcher's house.
"Ferb," The small animal heard Phineas' voice coming from the house. "I know what we're gonna do today!"
Perry sighed contently. It was already past noon and he hadn't received any calls from the Agency yet. Not that he minded, really. After all, this was what he'd been trained for most of his life. It's just that it was nice to get some rest once in a while. His joy didn't last long, however, as the watch on his wrist beeped loudly.
With practiced ease, he snuck to the side of the house where he kicked a small rock which opened a door on the grass. He jumped in without hesitation.
He landed on his platypus butt, on the ground a few feet from his chair.
"I guess we forgot about that entrance when we re-arranged the furniture." Major Monogram's image spoke from the giant monitor as Perry took his seat. "Carl, I blame you." There was an 'Okay, sir' somewhere in the bakground.
"Good afternoon, Agent P." The man on the screen directed his attention to the platypus. "Some reports just came in. Doctor Doofenshmirtz has been spotted going into several pet shops and animal shelters and taking some of the animals with him. See what he's up to and stop him. Good luck, Agent P."
Perry saluted his boss before the screen went to static and climbed on his platypus-shaped flying vehicle, heading for the evil doctor's lair.
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The secret agent stood outside of the apartament door, listening. Growls, barks and some whimpering could be heard, but there were no signs of Doofenshmirtz. He took out the key his nemesis had given him so he didn't have to break down the door again and entered as quietly as he could.
He was met with puppies of all sizes and colors invading almost every surface of the penthouse. Perry walked carefully, trying not to step on any paws or tails on his way to the balcony where he could see a bit of whatever machine he'd have to deal with this time.
"Oh, Perry the Platypus!" He heard Doofenshmirtz's voice somewhere behind the metal contraption. "You're a bit early. But don't worry, I'm prepared."
The doctor stepped away from the machine and blew the whistle he'd been holding on his right hand. In two seconds, all the puppies hurried to his side.
"Get him!" Doofenshmirtz ordered before laughing evily.
The pups surrounded Perry with a menacing expression and attempted to jump on him and restrict him, but given their small size the only thing they accomplished was dumbly paw at his torso and emit harmless growls.
"Like I said, you're early." Doofenshmirtz wasn't amused. "You see, a while back I tried to form my own army, but I realized it would be too expensive to train all those soldiers. So I came up with a great solution." He pointed towards the machine behind him. "Behold, the Antropomorphinator!" Perry raised an eyebrow.
"You see, dogs are much easier to train and are more loyal. Of course, I wanted adult dogs, but pet stores don't sell them and animal sheters are very particular about who they give their animals to. But it's actually better because I'l have about a year and a half to mold them after my own image. And as you can see, they're very fast learners."
The puppies were still surrounding Perry. The only reason he wasn't moving was because he didn't want to step on them.
"They're almost perfect. The only thing they need is a pair of oposable thumbs. And to be able to stand on two feet for more than three seconds." He patted the machine lovingly. "But this baby will take care of that. Of course, it's not ready yet. I'd say... A few more weeks and it'll be complete. Then no one will stop me and my army of antropomorphized dogs and everyone in the Tri-State Area wil bow to me!"
While Doofenshmirtz was busy reveling on his future glory, Perry managed to distract the puppies with a small rubber ball and snuck behind the doctor, next to the machine, and began looking for the 'self-destruct' button the man occasionally built into his Inators.
"I haven't gotten that far, Perry the Platypus." Doofenshmirtz caught him, apparently aware of Perry's intentions.
A struggle followed, and it was pretty obvious who the victor would be. The puppies seemed to root for their owner nevertheless, some even trying ot attack the secret agent.
Finally there was a small pause. Somehow, Doofenshmirtz had gotten hold of some sort of remote controller and was about to press a bright red button on the center of it. Agent P tried to stop it, but it was too late.
"Enough!" The agent felt a strange force keeping him firmly in place. "Hm, I should've bought this freezing ray much sooner." Doofenshmirtz mused out loud.
Just then, the ball some of the puppies had been playing with bounced off a wall and headed straight for Doofenshmirtz's head. The doctor ducked in time, the ball hitting the machine behind him instead. The ball hit a lever, and in the blink of an eye a dark purple ray shot out of the cannon in the machine, pointing directly to the frozen platypus.
There was a bright flash of light and a lot of smoke that forced the doctor to cough several times. When the purple smoke finally dissipated, Doofenshmirtz saw the extent of the damage.
"Perry the... Platypus?"
Yes, I know the basic plot is nowhere near original. But as most authors, what I'm trying to do is add my own twists to the premise. So please tell me what you think, and feel free to point out any grammar/spelling mistakes, as English is not my native language.