Norrington splashed into the ocean with Jack the monkey timidly standing on the shore. He lost track of his friend when Will splashed in after him. Elizabeth also splashed into the water.
Jack drew the ship in towards the shore, shattering it to pieces the moment it touched land. Everyone grabbed the splintered wood and cheered about free surf boards. Just when Jack finally felt like his life had amounted to something, Barbosa rolled over the piling mountain of salty sea water on top of his motorcycle revealing his presence to the rest of the characters.
"Go, master of awesome!" Jack the monkey cried to the old and wise captain.
"Surf's up!" Will exclaimed. Barbosa laughed and smacked Will on the back of the head.
" That ain't be surfin', mate." He cracked at Willy. Turning to the crusty old man, Will refused to cease his aimless stamping about in the shallow tides.
"That isn't, but this is." Hollered Elizabeth as she descended the seas with her feet firmly planted on a large boulder. Barbosa roared with a competitive spirit and drove down the waves. Jack and Norrington cooked some random fish they found.
"DINNER!" Jack called to his crewmates.
"Oh great!" Said Elizabeth, taking a seat near the fire beside her husband, Will.
"What a great surf."
"I didn't get to, actually." Said the Jack the monkey. Norrington sympathetically shrugged and gobbled up more food.
"Well you will." Said Norrington. "We all will."
He pulled out a giant plank of wood that he spawned from this story. Everyone reached the top of the waves in a second on this giant surf board.
"Cool, nice job Commodore!" Jack smacked Norrington on the back with respect. Suddenly he realized that once again, he had failed to be the best. He sobbed the rest of the way down the wave.
"Hey Norrington, where did you learn to surf?" Will asked Norrington.
"Back at the beach Barbosa could teach
All the little ones that he could reach
Make it back home, a cool head wind
In front of my mirror, pretend I was him
Stayin' up late didn't wanna go to bed
Watchin' Barbosa remained in my head
It came with the surf it came with a bang
And all across the board my friends felt the same." Said Norrington.
Jack the monkey added in saying, "Everybody got soul (everybody got soul)
Got so much soul (got so much soul)
Jack Sparrow got soul (Jack Sparrow got soul)
Check it, Lizzy got soul (Check it Lizzy got soul)
Barbosa got soul (Barbosa has soul), Everybody got soul (everybody got soul)
Everybody got soul (everybody got soul)
Everybody got soul (everybody got soul)
And he's got soul (and he's got soul) And she's got soul (and she's got soul)
And he, he, he, he
And she, she, she, she
Everybody got soul (everybody got soul)
Got so much soul (got so much soul)
Reggae got soul for the young and old."
The crew of pirates and others crashed onto the shore and decided to go camping. What a wonderful summer thus far.
