Hi Missingkeyblader Katonya here but you can call me Kat-chan. So I know this story has been done a lot but I wanted my try at it. I had some help with the story from my friend Joss. Hi Joss! So Deidara do the disclamier!

Dei-kun: Fine un Disclamier: Kat-chan does not own anything dealing with the show Naruto and never will yeah.

Kat-chan: Damn

Dei-kun: But she does own the plot and her oc's un.

"I am so FUCKING bored." I said as I laid down upside down on my couch. My name is Katonya Strife (Kat-on-a). I am dark skin but it looks like I'm a little darker than a tan. I have midnight black eyes and hair that goes into a pony tail up to my butt and a set of bangs that frame my face. My hair is so dark it has hints of blue in it, but in my hair at the ends a neon purple. I am fairly skinny and is about 5'6 and is 14 years old. I am wearing a pair of gray skinny jeans with a chain on it, my shirt was a lavender V-neck. I had 3 piecing on each ear and a necklace that had a Uchiha fan on it. I also have a small fang on my right side that pops out sometimes when I smile. I was born and raised in New York.

"I know there's nothing to do today." my friend Joss said. She was sitting on the other couch channel surfing. Her name is Joss Rose, she has aqua blue, short spiky hair with blonde tips that went to her shoulders. She also has small fangs and blue eyes. She was wearing a tight leather trousers and a sky blue tank top that shows a part of her stomach, She is about 5'4 and was also 14. She is from England but moved out here. We like a lot of the same things that's how we meet. We were both currently in my living room in my mansion, Yes I was rich my family owns the Stife corp, we specialize in computers and such. My house was a 10 story building, yes but that's not all it is called the New York Towers because there are Two that connect to each other. We had so much freaking stuff in here we would never have to leave.

"Wait go back to that channel!" I yelled, she flipped it back. It was a commerical for a new pet shop that opened up downtown. They were showing pictures of all kinds of animals that were commonly bought. "Hey we should go and buy some animals!" I said as I rolled of the couch.

"Sure we could buy like twenty of them and take care of them and everything! As long as their not evil rat faced Chiwa-wa's." She hates them with a strong passion.

"Umm okay, come on lets go!" I grabbed my wallet and we ran off to the limo to go buy our new pets.

*IN THE NARUVERSE*

"So do you all know the plan?" Tsunade said to them. They were suppose to go were the Akatsuki hid out was suppose to be and deliver a bomb that would send them to a new universe, since some of them were immortal.

"Hai Hokage-samai!" they said. Standing in her office was Team Kakashi. They were picked for an S ranked mission that they needed to be careful on.

"When you pull the tag off you will have less than ten min to be out of range." she handed a bag to them.

"Alright then you leave right away then. Good luck." she said as they left her room and she pulled out a sake bottle.

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"So is this the bomb?" Naruto said as he pulled it out of his bag. It looked like a normal bomb but with weird markings on it.

"NARUTO YOU BAKA PUT THAT DOWN!" Sakura said as she grabbed the bomb and out it in the bag. But not before she knoced him over the head.

"Stop fighting you two we are about be near the hideout." They both calmed down and got ready to run like hell when Kakashi through the bomb. Within a hour they could see the hideout, they were hiding their chakra and were in the trees.

"Are you guys ready?" Kakashi said as he pulled the bomb out of its bag.

"Hai Kaka-sensei!" He pulled the tag off and they all ran to get out of distance, but they stopped when they saw what was in front of them. There in front of the new team Kakashi was team Takka.

"S-Sasuke?" Naruto and Sakura said, they were looking dead straight at Sasuke. But before anymore can be said a bright light engulfed all of them.

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"What the hell was that?" Hidan yelled after a ball came into the room throw the door. No one moved.

"Can someone just check the damn thing!" Pein yelled. Deidara went up to inspect it after a minute or two he finally looked up grabbed Sasori and ran off like his life depended on it.

"Oi blondie why the fuck are you running?" Hidan said while walking over to the ball while Tobi poked it with a stick and started to say how he will play with it forever.

"Its a bomb un!"

Silence

Silence

"WHAT?" They all started to run but it was to late a bright light came from the ball and engulfed them.

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"What were are we?" Pein said as he tried to get up. But he kept tripping and decided to just sit down. He looked around and found out he was surronded by a bunch of cats.

"What the hell is with all the fucking cats?" the silver cat said.

"Holy shit Hidan?" the blue cat said. "Kisame?"

"Fuck were cats." the short red cat said. "Aww Sasori you look so cut with ears un!" Sasori just glared at him. "Hn your one to talk."

"Sasuke-kun you look so cute!" Karin yelled as she tried to glomp him. He moved out of the way and she landed on her face with a laughing Suigestu next to her. "SASUKE!" He turned to see a blur of blonded fur and ended up on the floor. "Dobe?"

"Your not leaving my sight this time teme!" to every ones surprise Sasuke did not move or kill the blonde. He just watched him as he rambled on about how he would not leave his side."We need to talk know." Pein said. All the leaders of each group gathered together. It was Sasuke, Pein, and Kakashi. "So I think we need to have a temporarily truce until we can find a why to get back to our home. Then we can kill each other." Everyone agreed and went back to their groups to tell them the news."Hn were are we?" Everyone turned to look at Itachi who was having a staring contest with Sasuke.

"Looks like were in some sort of cage." Kakuzu said while walking around the cage and looking for a why out."Hey guy's who's that?" Karin said. They all looked at the cage door to see a girl standing in front of them.

"I dont know but she is cute." Suigestu said.

*OUR WORLD*

" Aren't they cute Joss? Joss? JOSS?" I turned around to see her glaring at the chiwawa. I walked up to her, she was mumbling something about them planning her death."Joss they are not plotting your death now come see what I found." I dragged her away to the cage with the cats. They were all staring at us and watching every move we made. "Aww lets get them!" I nodded my head in agreement and went to the counter.

"Hey mister there is a kennel full of cats over there I want to guy all of them." He looked at me like I was crazy. "Are you sure there is like 20 of them over there. I just nodded my head and placed down a bunch of money. "Also throw in some stuff I will need and bring it to the limo outside." I said as I gave him a tip of fifty dollars. "Y-yes maim!" he ran off to gather the stuff. I walked back to Joss who was having a starind contest with the silver cat.

"Did you piss the cat off already Joss?"

"No I just said I was going to sacerfice the rat dogs to Lord Jashin and the thing just stared at me ever since! I swear!" I sighed

"Whatever. Lets go to the limo." We walked off to the car while the guy was pushing the large crate full of cats into the car and the bags. We drove back to my house and pulled some of the stuff in my maids helped bring the rest of the stuff in. "So Kat what should we name them?" All the cats were staring at us while they sat on the floor.

"Um how about that one is...Blueberry." I pointed to the light blue cat with the paper flower in her hair. Yes her, we checked all of their genders. Joss pointed to the small red girl "That one is Cherry!" We could not think of names after that, it took us about ten minutes to think of those to names. "Oh screw it!" I said "We're naming them after the Naruto characters.

"Sasori, Deidara, Hidan, Suigestu, Itachi, Naruto, Tobi, and Sasuke" I said as I pointed to each one.

"Kaukzu, Pein, Konan, Juggo, Karin, Sakura, Sai, Kakashi, Kisame and Zetsu" Joss said as she pointed to each one, they all looked at us like we were god or something. I walked up to Naruto and Sasuke and shoved them together. You see me and Joss were HUGE yoai fans and one of our favorite couples were SasuNaru.

"Now you two are going to make sweet love together. Got it?" they both blushed and fainted, I didnt even know cats could blush. I just walked over to the rest of the cats, Joss was messing with Deidara and Sasori trying to make them walk on their hind legs. They nearly ripped her fingers off. "Hey Katonya."

"Yeah?"

"All the cats really do look like the characters. I mean look at Pein." She pointed to him and I walked over to him and picked him up getting a closer look. "Your right he has the same hair color and eyes." Pein started to glare at me and hiss. "Oh suck it up Pein its not like I'm going to shave you or anything."

"Katonya!"

"What?"

"I swore Itachi's eyes just turned red!" I went over to Itachi and looked at him at eye level. My neckalace fell out of my collar and he stared at it then back at me he then sniffed me and ran off. "Um ok?" I just walked off to play with Suigestu who was jumping on me.

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"Leader-sama."

"What is it Itachi?"

"That girl.." he pointed to Katonya"..she smells like an Uchiha."

"Well maybe because she carried Sasuke in?" he said as he laid down next to Konan. Itachi just shook his head. "No it's not his smell but hers is different from ours."

"Hn keep an eye on those two then."

"SQUEAK!" all of the cats looked at the girl named Joss.

"Katonya it's time for our show!" she ran off to turn the t.v. on. She jumped on the couch will the girl named Katonya also jumped on the couch while holding Suigestu in her lap.

"Come on! Everybody stand up!" they looked at the screen to see Naruto Sakura and Sasuke on the screen.

"I'm on t.v. datteboy!" Naruto shoutted from his spot near Sasuke.

"Why am I naked and wraped in a fucking snake?" they all continoued to watch the screen untill the song was done. Then the next thing they knew they were watching Sakura fight Sasori.

"Go Danna un!" yelled Deidara.

"Go Sasori!" yelled Joss and Katonya yelled they also yelled "Kill the pink bitch!" Sakura perked up at that line. "Hey!" The rest of them just snickered. At the end of the show Deidara, Katonya, and Joss were crying and Sasori was in shock. "I...lost..."

"Man that episode gets sadder every time we watch it." Joss said as she wiped her tears away. "I know. I hate watching the shows were they died in."

"Hn we must keep watching this show then." Kakuzu. "They know who we are and our weaknesses most likely."

"Zetsu make sure to keep an eye thoses two." said Pein. Zetsu just nodded his had and went back to sleep. "Suigestu why are you on her lap?" asked Jugguo from his seat on the window seal.

"Because she is cute and she does this thing behind my ear that is fucking amazing!" he said as he rubbed against her belly. "Oh sombody likes you Katonya." Joss said with a smirk.

"Well you shouldnt be talkind Hidan likes you ever since you said Lord Jashin." he was mewing about Lord Jashin while laying on the arm rest next to her. "Tobi hunger!" they all looked over to were he was on top of the table. "Tobi is a good boy so he wants food!"

"It seems I am also hunger." Sai said coming from underneath the couch. All the other cats/ninjas started to agree and say how hunger they were.

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I looked down at the cats that were mewing at each other then turned to us and started to do it again. "Um Katonya? What are they doing?" I shurrged my sholders. "Maybe we got bunch of ninja cats that are trying to warn us about-OW!" She hit me over the head. "Fine, maybe their hunger? I mean I havent seen them eat anything." We got up and went to the kitchen to be followed by the cats. You see I did have one large kitchen for the whole place on its own level. But on my floors I have my own kitchen so I would not have to bother anyone for a little snack."So what should we feed them?" I asked Joss while looking in the fridge for food.

"Why not just give them the cat food?" she said as she played with one of my many, MANY knives. The cats just backed away from her and hide behind me. Smart cats, well untill I got a knife.

"No! I want our cats to have some nice gormet food and not shit in a can!" I said coming back from the fridge with some fish and vegetables. "So you guys like fish?" I asked them thinking that they could understand me. They all nodded their heads. "Cool we have super cats that can under stand us." said Joss I just laughed at her. Tobi was running around the kitchen trying to get into everything he could find. "Joss can you pass me the lemon juice?"

"Sure." she went to the pantry and returned with it and was about to hand it to me untill she tripped over Tobi and he fell out of her hand. The cap came off and it soaked all the cats. A puff of smoke filled the room and the next thing I know I was staring at the naked Naruto characters in my house.

So what do you guys think? Good huh, huh? So review for a chance with to win an OC part in this later on.(It will be a small part though like a crazy fan girl we have to run away from.) Firts five people that review will get that spot. I will need name and age and apperance and all that annoying crap. So reivew!