So I'm a huge fan of RoosterTeeth and their Red VS Blue series so I decided to write my own version and I hope you guys like this. You don't need to be a fan of the series to read this because it's almost all mine with a few parts from there and all the characters will be the same for the most part. This will not be a comedy but more of a dramatic and bit more serious version. I do not own Halo or Red VS Blue those rights go to RoosterTeeth and the people that made Halo. I don't know
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Blood Gulch. Year 2010.
RED BASE
"Simmons?" Grif asked.
"Yeah Grif?"
"Do you ever wonder why we're here? I mean I understand the war and all but we've been stationed here two years and nothing. We've never came in contact with the Blues, no new recruits, no one has died for us. I don't know about over there but I'm not betting on it."
Simmons looked over to Blue base from atop the Red base thinking about the question. "Maybe it's because we never made something happen. Yeah it's a war but neither of us have pissed each other off enough to make us want to fight them. I say we be the first ones."
"Grif! Simmons! Get down here!" Sarge yelled from behind Red base. Grif and Simmons made their way downstairs to see Sarge and his partner Lopez standing in front of a jeep.
"Sarge. What is this?" Grif asked
"Shut the hell up Grif. You know that you aren't allowed to speak to me unless I speak to you." Sarge yelled.
Grif sighed and looked at Simmons. "What was that about Sarge not hating me?"
"You're damn right I hate you private now zip it I'm speaking." Sarge yelled.
"Guess I was wrong." Simmons whispered.
"This is the warthog. A new vehicle command sent today. Something else from command was supposed to coming but it hasn't arrived." Sarge announce.
"Who's coming?" A voice from behind said. The group turned to see a new soldier in pink armor.
Grif stifled a laugh. "Nice pink armor" Grif laughed. The new guy looked down at his armor.
"Oh well it's not pink! Its lightish red." The recruit replied.
Grif burst out laughing to that. "Yeah no it's definitely pink."
"Grif! Stop you're making our new recruit not want to be here! What's your name pinky?" Sarge asked.
"Private Donut sir!" He yelled saluting Sarge.
"Wait like your name is actually Donut?'' Simmons asked.
"Yeah. Why what's wrong with that." Donut replied. Simmons shrugged and walked back to the top of the base with Grif.
"Hey Simmons. About our earlier talk I think the warthog is our key to finally getting this war started."
"I was thinking the same thing we just need Sarge to let us use it."
Days went by and Sarge never gave them permission to use the warthog. He would tell them they needed to preserve them if they ever needed to escape.
"Sarge is an idiot. If there's no war there's nothing to escape from." Grif sighed.
"Uh. Grif I don't know if you should talk about Sarge like that." Donut replied.
"Shut up Donut. Go see if Sarge needs his shoes polished." Grif replied.
"Ooh! Good idea!" With that Donut ran off to find Sarge.
"Man he's annoying. He's worse than you with kiss assing to Sarge." Grif said.
"Yeah I don't like him much either. I think Sarge is starting to like him more than me." Simmons replied.
"Wait! He could be the key!" Grif screamed.
"What do you mean?"
"Tell him Sarge told him to do it and he'll do it. We can get him to attack Blue base for us and get this thing finally going." Grif exclaimed.
"Wow Grif. That may be the smartest thing I've ever heard come out of your mouth." Simmons replied in awe.
"Oh shut up Simmons don't tell me you're starting to side with Sarge against me." Grif sighed.
"Well he's not always wrong." Simmons said while walking away. "Oh Donut?"
~BLUE BASE~
"Church? Church? Chuuuuurch?"
"What! What the hell do you want Tucker?" Church yelled.
"What are they doing?" Church sighed and looked back through his sniper at the Red team. "Church. Will I ever get a turn with the sniper?" Tucker whined.
"No Tucker. Not ever. Even when I'm gone you won't be able to use it." Church replied. "And they aren't doing anything as usual. Just like it's been every day for the past two years. Nothing just their two stupid recruits on top of the base while their boss orders them around. Wait. I didn't know we were getting care packages."
"Wait what?" Tucker asked.
"They have a new like vehicle. And a new soldier. Some pink chick." Church answered.
"Aw. We better get a chick too." Tucker replied.
Church looked over at Tucker. "You know if I wasn't wearing this helmet you would see me rolling my eyes."
"Then why don't you take it off so I can beat your face in." Tucker replied.
"Hello?" A voice came from the entrance to the base.
"Dang. That sounded like a guy." Tucker sighed.
"Or a manly chick." Church shrugged. The two walked downstairs to greet a new soldier in blue armor. Church reached his hand out. "Captain Church. Just call me Church. I don't like any of that leadership shit."
"I'm Tucker."
"Hello Church and Tucker! My name is Private Michael J. Caboose reporting for duty! Church are we going to be bestest friends?" Church glanced over at Tucker who stifled a laugh.
"Well Caboose for your first task you need to go and just make sure everything in the base stays where it's supposed to." Church replied.
"Sir yes sir!" Caboose yelled.
"Just do it." Church sighed putting his hand on his head. Caboose walked into base to see that the only item was a blue flag. Donut walked behind Church and Tucker who were talking.
"Excuse me?" Donut asked.
"Caboose I swear if I turn around and you are still fucking here I will beat your face in." Church yelled. Donut who was confused ran into to the base to avoid getting beat up where he saw Caboose.
"Hello." Donut said.
"Hi." Caboose replied.
"My team sent me to get some groceries from the store but it seems like that's the only thing here. They might be mad if I returned with nothing. Would I be able to take it back?" Donut asked.
"Oh yeah sure I don't like it much anyways." Caboose replied.
Donut thanked him and grabbed the flag. On his way out Tucker and Church were still too distracted to notice Donut escaping with the flag.
~RED BASE~
Donut walked to Simmons and Grif.
"Uh this is all they had." Donut said.
"Wait how'd you get that?" Simmons asked in shock.
"Without dying!?" Grif screamed.
"I asked for it." Donut replied.
"You asked. You uh and um no shots were fired." Simmons asked.
"Nope! They were really nice about it actually. I don't know why you guys are fighting them."
~BLUE BASE~
Church and Tucker walked into the base to see Caboose.
"Something feels different." Church said slowly.
"Oh yeah. This pink guy came in asked for the flag so I gave it to him." Caboose replied.
"Wait. You just gave him the flag?" Church yelled.
"Wait. The pink ones a guy?" Tucker yelled.
"Yes and yes." Caboose answered.
"Well this is awkward. I'll be right back. I need to delete some pictures from my computer." With that Tucker walked out. Church slammed his fist into a button on the wall and the wall opened revealing a wall of guns.
"Flowers said to only use this in emergencies." Church said while picking up a shotgun.
"What are you doing?" Caboose asked.
Church cocked his shotgun. "Getting the flag back."