A/N: I was feeling bored. So this is something I wrote within an hour to pass time. So don't get your hopes up... much!

[Disclaimer: I used to own Naruto. But then I gave away its rights to Masashi Kishimoto... bcuz ya'know, its too damn troublesome]

~On the day of the Uchiha Clan Massacre~

In this fateful day, Oh on this starry night;

A figure stood, face noble as a knight.

In his foot, Oh did two bodies lay;

Covered in blood, Oh they did not even flay.

On the floor, was what seemed to be a flood;

But all it is, was his parents blood.

In his grip, was a silvery sword;

Its noble purpose, was to gut them like a broad.

His attention swayed, as the door creaked open;

His little brother stood, eyes wide and mouth open.

"Big brother? Father and Mother..." Little Sasuke whined and bitched;

"I don't understand! Just who could do something like this?!" his tiny voice, lost in a hitch.

Without any delay, did shurikens flew;

Little Sasuke whimpered, trembling anew.

"My foolish little brother" his big brother cooed;

"Mangekyo Sharingan!" crimson eyes alit, and then he knew that he was screwed.

Little Sasuke wailed, screaming in agony;

But his voice went unheard, because the room was lined with mahogany.

Little Sasuke clutched his duck-butt hair, which would have fallen off if it was a wig;

But his reactions were justified, because he was shown images of his parents gutted like a pig.

"Why brother? Why did you do this?" Little Sasuke asked, drooling like a slob;

"To test the limits of my abilities!" his big brother replied, he was just doing his fucking job.

"To test your limits? That's why you did this?!" Little Sasuke asked, feeling dumbstruck;

"It is of great importance!" his big brother replied, truly not giving a fuck.

"What are you saying?" Little Sasuke muttered, rising in a blink;

On his way to be the next emo-king.

"GAAAHHH! YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!" Little Sasuke roared, charging bewitch;

But got whammed on the stomach by his big brother, making him his little bitch.

"I'm scared! I'm scared!" Little Sasuke whimpered, running away within a pitch;

"PLEAAASEEE! I DON'T WANT TO DIEEE!" he wailed, but was stopped by his big brother who was not done with his little bitch.

"PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME!" Little Sasuke pleaded, eyes tearing up a river;

"You're not even worth killing! Foolish little brother!" his brother replied, cool as a cucumber.

"If you wish to kill me someday. Hate me and despise me." his big brother spoke words moreover;

"Surviving in such a unsightly way." Words that made him emo forever.

"Now by all means flee. Cling to your wretched life." Big brother told, seeing his terror;

So he'll just be, Orochimaru's personal hooker.

"And then one day, when you have the same eyes as I do... come find me!" big brother flashed his special red-eye, prouder than Leonidas;

Which looked like a severe case of conjunctivitis.

Big brother told secrets aloud, secrets to obtain his red-eye, making little Sasuke screech louder than a banshee;

Oh that's just fine, Little Sasuke thought, because he'll just kill Naruto Uzumaki.

Big brother flashed his eyes again, leaving in a jiffy;

Putting little Sasuke to sleep, dreaming of one day receiving Orochimaru's hickey.

And that's the end of this glorious tale, now many may wonder who this noble knight is;

Itachi fucking Uchiha, that's who it is!... bitch!

~The End~