Ok, so here's the deal. My best friend Kim a.k.a. LittleNessie12 wanted to co-write a story. Here are some Random Cullen Conversations, from yours truly, the Cullens. It's after Breaking Dawn, so the werewolves will probably pop up too. And it's seven years after Breaking Dawn.
LittleNessie12: Hola! I have talked my friend Ashley (a.k.a. LittleSeth12) into co-writing a story with me. Why she agreed is beyond me. Maybe she was high...
LittleSeth12: OK for starters, I am not high! I haven't had my germ-x yet!
LittleNessie12: You can get high off Germ-x?
Seth: Ya. But all it really does is kill your brain.
Nessie: You had a brain to begin with?
Seth: Duh! How stupid do you think i am?!?
Nessie: I plea the fifth on that one. Why don't we just get on with the freaking disclaimer?
Disclaimer: Us: Oh Emmett? Imaginary Emmett: Yeah? Us: Do we own Twilight? Emmett: No. Kim, I thought Edward already told you this? LittleNessie12: So. We're just checking. Emmett: Well, you don't. LittleSeth12: Just for that we won't include you in this chapter. Emmett: Aw...
Third Person POV
Edward was sitting quietly, missing Bella (who was hunting) but enjoying his moment of peace.
Jacob walked in. Moment of peace over.
"Have you seen Nessie?" Jake asked, sitting down lazily in a chair.
"No."
"What, all I get is a 'no'? Helpful man, real helpful."
"Did somebody forget to take his medication today?" Edward asked. Annoying Jacob was his third favorite pastime.
"Dude, she's your daughter, you should know these sorts of things."
"And she's your girlfriend, you should also probably know."
"Touche..."
Edward and Jacob hadn't been in a room alone since the days when they fought over Bella. And even then, all they did was threaten each other.
"Now this is akward..." Jacob said.
"Jake, it's been akward ever since you imprinted on my daughter."
"Speaking of which, you've been surprisingly cool about it..."
"Only because she'd kill me if I did anything to you."
"Naw, I just think you actually like me a bit." Jake replied, leaning back in his chair.
"Like you? I like the Volturi better." Edward remarked.
"Somebody's awfully cranky today; are you sure it's not you're time of the month again?"
"I'm a guy, Jacob."
"For all we know, you could be a girl."
"Well then, how could I have a daughter?"
"Shit. Thank you for killing an awesome joke, Edweirdo."
"You're welcome." Edward replied, grinning.
"Go to Hell, Eddie."
"It might take me some time, but I'll see you there."
"Don't worry, I'll wait for you."
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The first chapter is finished.
LittleNessie12: Wow. That was quick.
LittleSeth12: no kidding I'm like out of ideas now!
LittleNessie12: So am I. Um.... reviews are appreciated. Click the button at the bottom of the screen and do it already!
LittleSeth12: If you don't i will hunt you DOWN!!!
LittleNessie12: Well that wasn't stalker-ish at ALL!
Seth: Well I'm not a stalker and maybe not nice to people but ya know what screw this!
LittleNessie12: Somebody's been sniffin the Germ-x a little too much!
Seth: No I'm just bi-polar!
LittleNessie12: You didn't even know what that meant until I told you a minute ago...
Seth: No... that was when we ate Ramon noddles!
LittleNessie12: It's spelled Ramen Noodles, genius. Why don't we just end this now and post this crap. Our fights are longer han the story.
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