You're a Soul Reaper, Snoopy!

Here's a crossover concept that has been bouncing around in my mind for a while. Snoopy and other Peanuts characters partake in the story of the anime Bleach. Some characters, like Rukia, will return for being important plot characters, while most Peanuts characters will be rechristened as Bleach versions of themselves (i.e. Snoopigo/Ichigo).

Disclaimer: I don't own either Peanuts or Bleach. They belong to their rightful owners, Charlie Brown and Ichigo! (Hahahaha- ahem.) I meant to say, Charles Schultz and Tite Kubo.

Chapter 1: Meet Snoopigo

"You're got a death wish, you crazy mutt? Nobody jumps one of my boys, and lives to tell about it!"

A group of urban thugs were staring down a figure in a corner of the neighborhood street. Lying on the ground was one of the gang's "boys" unconscious. The figure just sighed in disbelief towards the men.

"That's all you have to say?" The man charged at the figure, who then kicked the other man in the face, knocking him down. The figure was a tall white and black beagle standing on two legs. The beagle then stomped down the thug's face into the ashphalt.

"Little Sherm's down! We've gotta help him!" One thug member said in shock.

"Are you mad?" another spoke. "We're not taking on that mad dog!"

"Now listen here, you jackasses, do you see THAT?" the dog yelled, pointing to a broken glass flower vase. "First, what do you think that is? One of you answer!"

One portly man said "Are those flowers for some kid who got killed here?"

"Bingo!" the dog said, kicking the man down, leaving the others to stare in shock. "Second, why's it laying on its side?"

"I guess, we knocked it over when we skateboarded through here... we didn't-" The dog kicked them back again.

"You guys catch on quick. Have you no respect for the deceased? NOW GO AND APOLOGIZE, OR ELSE THOSE FLOWERS WILL BE FOR YOU NEXT TIME!"

The men ran away screaming in apology without hesitation. The dog sighed, and turned towards the makeshift memorial.

"Sorry 'bout that. I'll get you some new flowers tomorrow, by suppertime."

"Thank you for coming to my defense. Perhaps now I can finally be at peace." the spirit said to the dog, as he walked away.

My name is Snoopigo. I'm 21 years old in dog years, so I'm old enough. My owners run a medical clinic here in Daisy Farm. It's funny; it might be because we're entrusted with the lives of the living. As long as I can remember, I've been able to see the ghosts of the dead.

Arriving back home, Snoopigo crawled through the dog door, and gave a growl to announce himself. He was almost immediately kicked down by another man: Mr. Brown, the head doctor at the Daisy Hill Clinic.

"You let your guard down, Snoop! Be more alert when you're late for supper!" Mr. Brown announced.

"Oh, give me a break!" Snoopigo growled. "Is that any way to treat your own dog after he helped a spirit find peace?"

"Well, when are you gonna learn some discipline? Just because you see ghosts, and I can't, doesn't make you boss of this household!"

After calming down, he saw another ghost materialized beside him.

"Darn pests! I exorcise one, and another pops up!" Snoopigo groaned as he tried to swat the ghost away.

"Poor Snoopi, whether it's Dad or a ghost, he gets rowled up." one of Snoopigo's owner's kid's, Charlie said.

"Forget this... I'm going to bed."

"It's sort of your fault." the other kid, Sally, pointed out.

"What did I do?"

"Snoopigo is getting more ghost calls than ever. He's fed up!" Sally answered.

"Why does the dog tell you two this instead of me? It makes no sense!"

Charlie then spoke "Well, I don't blame him. You're over 40, but still have the emotional maturity of a kindergartener."

"Aw," Mr. Brown said, lamenting in front of a poster of his deceased wife, Mrs. Brown, "Honey, maybe because the kids have hit puberty, they're being so mean. What do I do?"

"First off, get rid of the poster., blockhead." Charlie answered in a deadpan tone.

Well, there goes the first chapter. In the next chapter, we'll mix up the new badass adorable team of Snoopy and Rukia together for the first time. Remember to review, and I plan to update eventually.