Well this is my first story! And here is chapter one! Now this is most obviously AU sorta.
It does infact take place after OoT/MM a bit. But for the most its AU. Ummm also this story
does not really have any pairings but I may or may not add one. But for the most part
its just a bunch of girls going after Link!!! Evil is it not? Now to plant two hundred trees
in Animal Crossing! See ya at the bottom! Oh also I know the plot does not make much
sense but its not supposed to because its going to be funny! I hope.......
DISCLIAMER: I do not own Legend of Zelda in any way shape or form!
Chapter One
"Do we need to go Link!?" The little blue orb of light flying around Link's head said.
"Yes Navi." Link said obviously very annoyed.
"It will be fun and Tatl is also coming." Link said.
"Awesome!" Navi said as she flew off.
Link was going on a one year boat trip with Zelda for saving the world and things like that.
Everyone always said Link was way to humble about it but he didn't think so. Zelda also
said she was going to invite some friends. That worried him for some reason.
Navi flew back into his chambers in Gerudo fortress. He had moved there and became second in
comand next to Nabooru. And no he didn't move there because of all the girls he just really liked it
there.
"Hey Listen!" Navi screamed into Links ear as loud as possible.
"Whay Navi?"
"Isn't it time to go to the castle now?"
"Hmmmmm yes it is..... Can you go get Tatl for me?"
"Yes of course!" Tatl was Navi's best friend and she was very happy to have some company on the trip.
Link grabed his bag and stepped out into the hall.
Just then Nabooru came running down the hall chasing after a cat. "Give me the remote!" "Woopie Goldberg is on t.v.!"
She ran past Link at an alarming pace. "Bye Nabooru!" Link said as she turned the corner.
Two flying orbs zoomed up to Link. "We are ready to go Link!" They said at the same time.
"Ok ok ok well go now."
The trio walked outside and past a billboard saying "Uber wrestling every night at 7:00!" "Featuring
Woopie Goldberg v.s. Chuck Norris this saturday!"
"Damn!" "We're going to miss Woopie v.s. Chuck on saturday!"
".........."
"Never mind......."
"Why did Nabooru put up all those bilboards anyway?" Tatl asked.
"I don't know......." Link said.
"Hey Navi, Tatl can I pick up the Nintendo Power magazine?"
"Why? All thats in that thing is a bunch of pictures of Mario."
Link laughed, "Not this time!" "I'm in it!"
"Your in it!?" Navi asked skeptically.
"Yup!"
"What did you do?" Tatl asked.
"Well I reviewed the Super Mario Bros. movie."
"Wasn't that Adamwestslapdog?" Navi asked.
"I was in the background il have you know!" Link yelled.
"Whatever." Tatl said under her breath.
Navi laughed. "We're at the entrance now Link!" "Were you day dreaming again?"
"Oh oh ya." Link said as he snapped back into reallity. "I will call Epona with my new uber cool
Epona Attracter 3000!"
"Your what!? Navi asked.
"I got it from that woman in Thunder Bluff."
"From where!?"
"Thunder Bluff!" "It's in northern Mulgore!"
"I give up!" Navi shouted.
Link laughed, "Another one for the Linkster!"
"....................."
Epona came running over at an insane speed. " DUCK IN COVER!" Link shouted at the top of his
lungs as he jumped behind a rock.
Epona came skidding to a halt.
"Lets go already!" Link said as he hopped on Epona.
"Ok!" Navi and Tatl yelled as they flew under his hat.
WOBUFFET!!!!!!!! OoOoOoOoOoOo
"WHY! WHY!" "Why did you need to invite Malon, Saria, Ruto, Ilia and Minda!?" Link yelled when
he arrived at the castle.
"I told you I was going to bring friends!" Zelda said.
Just then all the girls including Zelda ran towards Link to glomp him.
"Cheese It!" Link yelled as he turned around and ran.
Minda tackled Link to the ground and began kissing him. All the other girls soon followed suit.
"Ack! Can't........ breath....... at all!" Link gasped from under the pile.
They instantly jumped off. "Sorry Link." Malon said. "We haven't seen you in a while." Ilia added.
"Well we should get into the thingy now." Zelda said.
"Thingy?" Asked Link
Zelda laughed, "I can't remember what its called....." She said quietly.
"..............."
"Lets just get in!" Saria yelled.
The group climbed into the carriage and sat down. It began moving.
"So did you catch that episode of Desperate Housewives last night?"
"Yes."
"Yup."
"Mhmm."
"So did I."
"What is Desperate Housewives?" Saria asked.
Everyone ignored her.
"............."
"So."
"Hmmmm......."
"I'm bored!" Zelda said.
"Well tell us something!" Link said.
"I got a copy of Halo 3 yesterday." Zelda stated.
"But that game is like 6094235908459860983478609819850987875976234598687548969
8445.9876345987509750487309872457865800979867340576098 moons old! Malon said shocked.
"How did you know that Malon!?" Link asked.
"I like games......." Malon said quietly.
Ruto sighed," Then why did you get it so late?" Ruto said disinterested.
"I pre-orderd it and it came yesterday." Zelda said.
"Doesn't that beat the purpose then.....?" Link asked.
"Why did you get it in the first place?" Ruto asked.
"I played a major roll in it!" Zelda said.
"What! Who did you play!?" Malon asked sceptically.
"I played Master Chief!" "You must of wondered who was under the helmet!"
"...................."
"It was you!?" Link yelled.
"Never mind........." Zelda said awkwardly.
"So what did you bring with you Link?" Ilia asked because she hasen't talked a lot yet.
"Why do you care?"
"Meh......."
"Well I brought: a strobe light to blind you, a blind fold for when you try to jump me, my pokedex,
874534 novelty pokemon wall calenders, my pink night tunic, Munchlax plushy and this i-pod thing.
"Whats an i-pod?" Zelda asked.
"I don't know." "I think its some kind of sample cat food."
"Hmmmmm"
"I got it in the mail and the letter said I won a contest." "But I don't believe them."
"But what are you going to do with sample cat food?" Minda asked concerned.
"Meh I will feed it to Navi I think."
Hmmm......... Well what did you think of the first chapter of my first story? I will have
next chapter up by saturday if I get enough reviews.
SO PLEASE REVIEW! Because I want to see if I suck or not.