This story is called:
Chatting with the Akatsuki
Why? Because they need some love that why!!!...plus it fun to torture them (evil laugh)
Chatting with the Akatsuki
Chapter one
Declaimer: I do NOT own anything from Naruto, Pokemon and any song that will pop up randomly unless it mind XD
Kaira: -fan girl mode- O…M...F…G! (Squeal and glomped Pein)
Pein: (push crazy fan girl who just glomped him)
Kaira: (pouted) Heyyy...!!
Pein: (ignore Kaira) Where am I…Who are you?
Kaira: me...? (pause and think) I. AM. GOD!!! (Hallelujah back ground song)
Pein: …
Kaira: Now, you (point at Pein) must obey me!!! (Evil laugh)
Pein: oh really…
Kaira: Yeah really…
Pein: You and what army?
Kaira: THIS… (Throw a pokeball) Go, Pikachu! I chose YOU!!! (Pokemon opening song)
(Poof) (Smoke) (Clear)
Pein: (look down at a cute, adorable Pikachu) a yellow rat…?
Kaira: Yep! Yep! Yep! But you shouldn't have said that?
Pein: (look at Kaira) Yellow rat…?
Kaira: warn you so. (Take out popcorn from thin airs) Get ready…
Pein: Ready for what…? Hello??
Pikachu…Pikachuuu… (Look at Pein with its big adorable eyes innocently)
Kaira: AWE!!! (Clear throat) I mean, get set…
Pein…why bother. (Hear a growl? And look at the source) did it just growl! At ME!! (Point at Pikachu)
Pikachu: (growl and block the exit with rabbi coming out of its mouth…?)
Kaira: …O.o…
Pein: (look at Pikachu nervously.) Um…good boy…um I mean good girl…?
Pikachu: (leap at Pein)
Pein: (screamed as cute, innocent Pikachu attack him) GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!!!
Pikachu: (keep biting and attacking Pein)
Kaira: (look at the scene and shouted) STOP!!!
Pikachu: (stop and look at Kaira while half way chewing Pein's feet) Pikachuu?
Pein: (sigh in relief) Thank you (notice his feet is being chewed by the evil rabbi mouse—um I mean CUTE Pikachu) OW!!!
Kaira: (Look at Pein and Pikachu before heading into the living room and look over her shoulder) if you two want to kill each other, do it outside. I just clean the house.
Pikachu: (grin happily and mischievously) Pika! Pika! Pikachuuu!!! (Drag Pein by the ankle outside)
Pein: (Eyes widen in horror and turn white)
Pikachu: (slam the door shunt)
Pein: (from behind the close and lock door) N-N-N-NOOOOOOOO!!!! SAVE ME!!!!
("Save Me" by Remy Zero plays in the background….)
END!!! Of chaptyy one…
And yes I know it suckyy…
Reveiw to find out what will happen to Pein...
xXKaira-himeXx: Poor Pein -shook head- I feel for you man!!
Random guy: LEAVE ALREADY!!!
xXKaira-himeXx: -sniff- meanie--wait THIS is MY story. You leave!!!
Random guy: ... -kick the author out and slam the door shunt-
.....O.o.....