The REAL Reason Why Sasuke Left Konoha!

Disclaimer: I am a liar. I own Naruto. Orochimaru is locked up in my room. I am lying.

Yeah. Think about that!

The Konoha twelve were all at a party together, celebrating some holiday that Sasuke never really bothered to notice. He had arrived late, due to his desire not to show up at all, but Naruto had shown up at his house to drag his ass there. He took a seat on the couch and prepared to take a nap, when Lee appeared in front of him. Sasuke looked up at the annoying, jumpsuit-wearing ninja cautiously. Lee took his very annoying 'Good-Guy' pose.

"Sasuke! How youthful of you to come today!" He yelled. Sasuke's eye twitched and he leaned back, trying to ignore the annoying green thing next to him. After about ten minutes, a game of truth or dare was started and Sasuke was forced, once again by Naruto, to play. So he sat in the circle, glaring at anyone who tried to sit next to him. As he forced Shino to back off, he failed to notice the green blob that sat down on his other side. He looked back and immediately glared and somewhat growled at Lee. Lee smiled at Sasuke. "What a youthful game! It was such a youthful idea of Ino's to play this game!" he yelled. Sasuke bared his teeth slightly. Eventually, Naruto sat next to him and the game was started.

"Sasuke! Truth or dare!" Ino yelled. Sasuke glared at her. He knew that if he said dare, he would have to kiss the annoying blonde.

"Truth."

"Out of the girls here, who do you like the best?" All the girls leaned forward. Sasuke looked around. Ino was out of the question. Sakura was annoying. Tenten just looked weird. Hmm… Hinata was quiet, an heiress, and had a kekkei genkai.

"Hinata." He said with an emotionless voice. All the girls jaw dropped and Hinata passed out. "Neji." Neji looked up.

"Dare." He said. Sasuke smirked.

"I dare you to go change into one of Ino's outfits and don't take it off until the end of the game." Sasuke demanded. Neji's face hardened. Then he stood up and Ino grabbed his arm and dragged him to her bedroom. There were several thumps, a distinctive 'ow' from Neji, and then silence. The door opened and everyone could hear Ino's laughter. Ino ran down the stairs and took her seat, still laughing. Then Neji walked down the stairs, wearing a purple dress. All the girls instantly started laughing and the guys joined in after a few minutes. Neji took his seat and glared at everyone. After the laughter died down he looked at Lee.

"Lee, truth or dare." He said, through clenched teeth. Lee smiled.

"Dares are so youthful! I wish to do a dare!" He yelled. Sasuke flinched and grinded his teeth.

"I dare you to do 5000 push ups." Neji said. Lee stood up and struck his good guy pose.

"The power of youth prevails!" He yelled. At this point, Sasuke snapped. He lunged at Lee and hit him in the head several times yelling 'shut up about youth!' and similar phrases. After Lee was successfully knocked unconscious, Sasuke left the party. Sakura ran after him and neither of them were seen for the rest of the night.

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It was later learned that Sasuke left the village after that. Lee drove Sasuke to insanity with his 'youthfulness'. Poor Sasuke.

Author's Note: This was inspired by me friend who said something along the lines of how.... I don't even remember but it resulted in this!

I am hoping to have the 11th chapter of Vampire's pet up today as well. It's kinda a birthday present to myself. I'm 18 today! WOOOOOOOO!

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