Sleepover Extravaganza: All-out War

Chapter One- Say What?

"Okay, I'll see you later!" I stated as I hung up the phone.

I stared at the calling object for a moment before I giggled and spun around in my chair.

"This is going to be perfect!" I announced excitedly. "It'll be a sleepover masterpiece!"

I stopped my rotation and looked into my mirror. My short pink hair lay flat on my head and my emerald eyes shined with anticipation. I stood up and headed towards the door out into the hallway. I ran right into my brother in the process.

"Whoops." I laughed, and tried to walk past him.

"What's got you all happy, typically you'd yell at me for 'being in the way'?" My blonde, actually adopted, brother Naruto asked.

"Oh, you'll see, you'll see very soon, little brother." I grinned.

"Hey, you have no right to call me your little brother!" Naruto fumed.

"Hey, you're practically a real brother, even if you're adopted, and besides, you are younger than me. This all just equals up to little brother. Deal with it." I replied.

Naruto looked at me skeptically. "Something's really up with you. Are you plotting world domination or something?"

"No, and that's all you need to know for the moment." I answered and turned on my heel to walk down the hall.

As soon as I exited the hallway, my ears were greeted by the sound of a doorbell ringing.

"They're here!" I cheered, and bolted over to the door.

I swung the door open to meet the faces of my two best friends; one of them brown-haired and slightly older than the rest of us, Tenten, and the other being the dark violet-haired and shy, Hinata.

"Hey guys!" I exclaimed as I let them in. "You ready for a party?"

"You know it!" Tenten answered to match my enthusiasm.

"What the hell are they doing here?"

We all turned to the hallway to see Naruto with his head coming out in utter shock.

"I'm having a sleepover today." I clarified.

"Why didn't you tell me?" Naruto questioned.

"Because I wanted to see that look on your face of being surprised like you are now." I smiled devilishly.

"It's not gonna stay that way for very long." Naruto muttered.

"What's that supposed to—?"

Ding! The doorbell interrupted my sentence.

"Who's that?" I asked.

"Eh, you'll see." Naruto answered as he walked towards the door.

Naruto opened the door to reveal two dark-haired guys, one with spiky hair and one with long hair. I stared with wide eyes at the sight.

"Hey Sasuke, Neji, sorry about the inconvenience, but my sister decided to keep things secret from me." Naruto chuckled nervously.

"Hn, whatever, it's just a bunch of girls." Naruto's friend, Sasuke, answered as they both stepped in.

"What the hell are they doing here?" I asked.

"Same reason your friends are here!" Naruto declared. "Now look who has the surprised face!"

"You freaking—"

"Sakura, Naruto, don't start your bickering!" A voice called out.

Everyone turned down the hall to see a blonde-haired woman step out.

"But, mom, you never said anything about our schedules crossing!" I complained.

"I didn't exactly realize it till this morning, either, but it looks like now you just have to deal with it!"

"Well, I-I guess Miss Tsunade just…didn't really think about it u-until we were all c-coming." Hinata stammered.

"So we have to deal with three guys in the house?" I glowered.

"Hey, we have to deal with three teenage girls!" Naruto retorted.

"Then let's settle this," I announced, "you guys stay out of our way, and we get the living room."

"What, but the living room is perfect for the guys! It's where the game consoles are!" Naruto snapped.

"Too bad, the girls arrived first, so we get first picks!" I replied angrily.

"Why don't you guys just go to your room, all you'll do it talk about girl stuff!"

"So if you guys are in your room, you're less likely to hear it!"

"Yeah, right, you're just being selfish!"

"No, you're just being stubborn!"

"Both of you two shut up!" Tsunade growled viciously. "I'm the one in charge here and I say you share! You can go where you want if the other isn't there! Got it?"

"Y-Yes, mom," Naruto and I cowered.

"Good." Tsunade growled just as the phone rang and she slunk off to answer it.

"I will never get over that crazy temper." Tenten muttered.

"Try living with it." I sighed.

"Well, with that aside, come on guys, we'll head off to my room and set up." Naruto announced.

Sasuke and Neji followed after Naruto. I turned to face the girls.

"Guess we'd best follow their motion, eh, ladies?" I declared.

"Sure." Tenten and Hinata answered as we went off to my room.

When we reached my bedroom, I told the girls to flop their stuff down anywhere and landed on my bed.

"Sorry for what you guys will have to deal with." I stated. "My stupid brother never bothered to tell me he was having friends over."

"Oh, its fine, Sakura; besides, you won't have to worry about all of them seeing as me and Neji are a thing, and since Sasuke's just stoic and Naruto probably can't bring himself to hurt a girl, well, maybe besides you in some cases, then all should be fine." Tenten reassured me.

"I guess we'll just have to wait and see." I huffed. "Then again, also, with Hinata around…" I turned my gaze towards my silent friend.

"W-What," Hinata stammered.

I shook my head. "Oh, it's nothing."

"Poor, Hinata. I know how she feels about Naruto, and frankly, I can see how he feels, too." I thought. "He'd never be able to touch her, let alone finally talk to her and ask her out. In which case…this just may be a good chance, let's do something nice, even if it's for my brother."

"Hey, guys." I proclaimed. "What's say we have some…fun with the boys."

Tenten grinned. "What kind of fun?"

"Oh, let's just mess with them. You know, use our girl wits to get inside their heads. Let's show them who's running things around here!"

"I-I don't know." Hinata interjected.

"Awe, come on, Hinata." Tenten coaxed. "Let's grow you a decent spine and have you show Naruto what you're made of!"

"T-T-Tenten!!" Hinata exclaimed as she blushed a deep red. "I-It's not like that!"

"Just keep telling yourself that, Hinata." Tenten giggled sarcastically.

"Besides…what about Miss Tsunade, with her around…there's nothing much you can do." Hinata stated.

"Sakura, Naruto, get down here!" Tsunade's voice suddenly called.

"Maybe, maybe not, my dear friend," I grinned as I stood to leave. Hinata and Tenten followed after me.

Down in the living room, Naruto and his group had already made their way down, and were waiting with Tsunade.

"Good, now that everyone's here. I have an announcement." Tsunade declared. "That phone call I just got off of was my assistant. She said they need my help down in city hall. I'll probably be gone for most of the night, and I just want to warn you that if I come home to any funny stuff, I'll have all of your heads."

"Don't worry, mom, we'll make sure the boys here don't blow up the house." I assured her.

"Maybe so, but I still want your word." Tsunade confirmed.

"Sigh, okay." Naruto and I both agreed.

I went first; I raised my arm and spoke clearly. "I, Sakura Haruno, do solemnly swear that all activities I partake in will be safe and or legal."

Naruto followed my motion. "I, Naruto Uzumaki, do solemnly swear that I will try my best to keep things safe and or legal, and I won't raid the pantry…again."

"Good, now that I have your words, I have to go. I'll see you all tomorrow." Tsunade ended and walked out the door with a bag in hand.

"Why do you guys have to do that?" Tenten asked.

"Oh, it's become a habit ever since mom left one night and came home to an empty pantry and a burnt carpet." I explained.

"What the hell…?"

"It's a long story."

"Yeah, a long story that was your entire fault." Naruto murmured.

"What was that?" I glared viciously.

"Come on, you two, just stop fighting already." Sasuke huffed in an aggravated tone.

I turned to the Uchiha. "Oh, well I'm sorry if our loudness breaks through your shield of ice."

"Hey, that's not nice to say to Teme." Naruto glowered.

"Hmph, whatever, just saying what's true," I grimaced, "come on girls."

"Okay." Tenten and Hinata answered and followed me up the stairs to my room.

Chapter one completed! Let the war begin! Fwa, ha, ha! No parental supervision, a house of six teenagers, and the possibilities of romance blooming under it all. The rest of this story should be fun…ha. In the next chapter, the humor should pick up drastically. I have some good ideas…wait…flips coin…okay. I know what's going to happen in the next chapter! (Phenomenal, huh, decisions through coin flipping, and I really did just do that!) Next chapter up soon!! Later!