Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or Paris Hilton's my New BFF
*warning: Breaking Dawn Spoilers!*
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Paris Hilton's my new BFF
"Please Bella!" Alice begged.
"No Alice!" I replied. She was begging me to be on some stupid new t.v. show, Paris Hilton's my new BFF. It was the last thing I wanted to do. Now that I was a vampire I knew I could probably go pretty far on the show considering my looks, but the red eyes might turn away some of the viewers.
"Please Bella! Rose is doing it too! Wouldn't it be soooo cool if we made it to the top three?" I just glared at her.
"Edward?"
"Yes, Alice?" he answered from across the room. Emmett and Jasper were fighting over who would win in a wrestling match, Oprah or Dr. Phil, and Edward was trying to make sure that it didn't get too violent.
"Tell Bella this would be a great experience!"
"Tell Alice this is a horrible idea and is going to end badly!"
"Ha! You said 'is'!" Alice yelled, "That means your going to do it!"
"No, Alice." I amended, "I just meant was."
"Well, I actually think it would be quite fun," Edward replied, much to my dismay.
"But won't people remember us? When we try to move again then everyone will recognize us and realize something is wrong!" I tried desperately to convince everyone this was a horrible idea. It wasn't working.
"Bella, how many people who watch that show do you honestly think are going to remember you? It's a show about girls trying to kiss up to Paris Hilton. I don't think anyone watching it will have the brains to remember," Rose commented.
Renesmee reached up a hand to my cheek. She showed me a picture of her watching the last season with Emmet. I looked down at her face and realized she was pouting at Rose, obviously offended. Edward began to crack up.
"Emmett..." he got out in between laughs," you watched.... the.... last.. season?" The whole room erupted into laughter and everyone turned towards Emmet.
"With Renesmee!" He shouted. "I was watching with for her!" Though no doubt this was true, it was still hysterical. Renesmee put her hand to my cheek again. This time it was a picture of her watching it with Jasper.
"You too?" Edward shouted at Jasper.
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"Please Bella?" Alice begged again after the laughter had died down.
"No!" I couldn't help but wonder when she would get the hint.
"I really don't see why we're arguing this," Alice began, "I already see us on the show."
"Really?" I asked.
"I didn't then, but now I do!" Alice squealed. "So you'll do it?"
"Fine," I grumbled.
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So, should I add another chapter or leave it at this? Keep in mind as you read this, I have seen the show, but only a few episodes. I'm sorry if anyone was offended by what Rose said, but as I said, I have seen the show so I have nothing against people who watch it or who were on it.