Author's Note: -claps- I don't own Hellsing, Kouta Hirano does. This fic looks a LITTLE bit like Know Your Stars, just a little.
NARRATION MADNESS
Integra's Chapter
"Aah, what's more relaxing than a Sherry mark wine, a sun under me, a nice elegant Hellsing-suit sort of dress and an adequate matching hat while reading The Independent UK News." - Integra.
Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing.
Enjoying her day like any other, away from work and Hellsing. In her home, under the sun and enjoying some heavy alcoholic drinks. Which will eventually lead her to unconsciously rape Walter.
"What?? What's the meaning of this??" -Integra looked around- "Who is saying such big horrifying LIE?!"
-No Response-
"Hmph..." -Integra gets back to her newspaper.
Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing.
We all know she's the head of the English Hellsing Organization, better known as the organization that manufactured the underwear you are currently wearing.
"WHAT?? We don't produce such personal clothing article!" -Integra once again looked around and up at the sky.
-No Response-
"You better show yourself!"
Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing.
It is quite obvious that her underwear with the Hellsing logo is being shown under her dress.
Integra covered her lap with the newspaper- "That is ABSURD!"
We are also aware that she has, at least once in her life, slept with Pip, Emrico Maxwell, The Mayor, Anderson, Luke Valentine, Alucard with the addition of harassing Seras and almost succeeding.
"I'm a VIRGIN and NOT a lesbian!"
-No Response-
She completely dedicates herself to her work, she is responsible, and knows how to give the right orders. Her desk is clean, neat and she wears elegant clothing all the time. But nobody -and I mean NOBODY- lets through such a silent symphony of beans through her butt.
Like Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing does.
"Excuse me? I visit the bathroom quite REGULARLY to do such disgusting- You know what? You sir, have NO MANNERS, so I'm not responding anymore."
Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing.
She is about to take Pip's underwear, place a piece of raw meat, frosted flakes, corn and rice in the middle and then wrap it up in a burrito for Seras to eat.
-Minutes Later-
"Sir Integra! I wouldn't wish to eat such... dish...."- Seras said, poking the wrapped up underwear Integra made.
"It's not me! It's a crazy narrator who is controlling my actions and bluffing lies!" -Integra replied.
Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing.
"Not Again!!"-Integra.
She and Seras are really good friends.
"Phew..."
Who met each other through myspace.
"DAMN IT!!"
R&R