A/N: Hey guys, this is my new JaunexEmerald one-shot compilation for RWBY. Some may be smutty, some may not be. You'll know when it's smut :)
Prompt for this chapter: my friend was trying to make dinner, but kept getting distracted by his girlfriend's 'teasing' and burnt the fucking garlic bread.
Jaune's Bad Girl
Summary: Jaune has a mischievous girlfriend. She may hurt his head occasionally, but it was still fun
*Cooking Gone Wrong*
Jaune was trying to make dinner for his girlfriend. Garlic bread, pasta shells, and tomato and basil sauce. It was going well.
If he ignored the mischievousness of his girlfriend, Emerald.
What was she doing?
Trying to annoy him. In the worst way possible.
By teasing him sexually.
Jaune was sweating as he stirred the sauce in the pot, looking down as Emerald's hands rubbed his crotch through his jeans. "Em, stoppppp! I'm trying to cook, dammit!"
Emerald smirked, kissing the back of his neck and blowing a cool breath on him. "Aww, am I distracting you?"
"…yes!" Jaune bit his lip, reddening as his manhood pitched a magnificent tent in his pants. "And it's hard to cook while I have a giant hard-on!"
He tried to push it down with a hand, but it was impossible thanks to his girlfriend stroking him off through his pants. "EM! If you keep it up, I'll—"
He never got to finish his sentence, due to Emerald kissing his lips fiercely. He dropped the spoon in the pot used for sauce, and he was quite happily kissing her back…
Then the smell of burnt garlic bread his nostrils.
"No! Not the garlic bread!"
Jaune broke apart, opened the oven, and nearly fell to his knees in despair as smoke swirled around him. He pulled out the pan, and his eyebrows twitched. "Dammit Em."
"Hehe~. Love ya, Master Chef~."
Strike one.
A/N: Most of these will be short as shit. Just something to enjoy writing whenever I'm bored/drunk.
Leave suggestions if you want :)