Kelley vs. The World!
or, at least all of the H/Hr people.
Bwahahahaha! I have come to destroy all of the Harry/Hermione shippers! Me and...and...myself and I! I will kill all of you! Even thought I am severly outnumbered 1 to about 3 million, I can still win! Be prepared, H/Hr shippers!
Kelley is reading fanfiction off of fanfiction.net, Harry Potter today.
Kelley: (sigh) yet ANOTHER Harry and Hermione fic! Where are all of the Hermione and Ron people?
H/HrAuthors: Harry and Hermione belong!
Kelley: No way. Ron and Hermione forever!
H/HrAuthors: You are wrong! Harry+Hermione is forever! There are only fics about Harry and Hermione now!
Kelley sorts through almost 5,000 fics. Sadly, she can only find one Ron/Hermione fic. It's by her.
Kelley: Damn, you're right!
H/HrAuthors: We win!
Kelley is about to become a reject of the fanfiction world when three people appear out of nowhere!
Kelley: Wow. Harry, Hermione, and Ron jumped out of my Harry Potter book.
H/HrAuthors force Ron away and handcuff Harry and Hermione together.
H/HrAuthors: Take that!
Kelley: Hey! That's not fair! There's only one of me and 3 million of you!
H/HrAuthors: Then join us, Kelley! Become a Harry and Hermione shipper!
Kelley: Never!
Ron: What's all this about shipping?
Harry: Yeah?
H/HrAuthors: You are our slave characters! We kill off Ron with Lavender every fic and put Harry and Hermione in the same room...the same bed...the same g-
Kelley: We get the point!
Hermione: EWWWWW!!! Harry?? Gross!
H/HrAuthors all die of shock.
Kelley: Do I win?
Hermione: No way! I like Ron!
Ron: I like Hermione!
Harry: I like Cho!
Kelley stares at him.
Kelley: Really?
Harry: Yeah.
Kelley: YES! I WIN! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT ALL YOU HARRY/HERMIONE SHIPPERS!
Harry and Hermione uncuff themselves.
Harry, Hermione, and Ron jump back into the book where they belong. Kelley is still celebrating her victory merrily.
Guess who shows up? Hermione/Draco shippers.
D/HrShippers: What do you mean, Hermione likes Ron?
Kelley: Dammit!
THE END