One Too Many
A/N: This is a thank you/ had to get it from my head fic. This is to Blauvixen on tumblr or Foxsqueen on ff dot net. (Her image is the cover one) This is an A/U setting, but imagine if up until the first World tournament happened and dragonball then it progressed differently from there. I hope you find it enjoyable, since I wrote this all in one day. Can be a mini series but this won't be more than 8 or 9 chapters i feel. P.S. Drill this weekend so probably won't see too many updates from me. (Adult chapter/smut/lemon warning)
He got up from his seat, the bar having been a slight refuge from his strenuous work schedule. But even then it didn't remove the fact that he was the odd ball out of the group. Saiyan soldiers would drink until the taps ran dry, and normally he'd join them.
"Come on lil bro, we've only got five hours until formation. Keep drinkin!" Raditz chuckled, his large hand slapping his shoulder. But he just didn't feel like drinking tonight, and Goku- his human name, not the one given by his people- just looked down at the floor as he pulled away.
He kept walking, not trying to cause a scene but not trying to be subtle that he was just tired. Despite being slightly taller than the average saiyan and his hair more than one and a half times his body size in width at his shoulders. He wore his standard training armor, sure he looked intimidating but he sure didn't feel it. His well rounded biceps rolled outwards, his shoulders curved downward into a solid chest. He moved like an animal, no noise as his feet touched the ground but as he pushed open the doors to the outside the blast of the midnight air hit him in the face, his face turning upwards into the sky. He'd been on this planet as long as he could remember but everything changed the day his people came here. The day the saiyans arrived and began working to change him back into what he was supposed to be. He lost contact with most of his friends, the people he'd been friends with, the world he knew was almost gone.
Because he was a soldier, he had orders, and he had been growing up.
He turned right on the street and walked down the sidewalk, the few midnight owls walking down the street paid him no mind. Torn up by the world he was living in, and letting go of. When was the last time he got to have fun? Ever since the first world martial arts tournament he had been free spirited, wild, and unchained.
His people came here not as conquerors or purgers, but a band of soldiers and warriors who worked in the universe for coin. Goku's conscription had been a long time ago and he had accepted his fate, but never did he want it.
The company of his brother was nice, but he wasn't like his friends. Friends he never got to see.
For the earthling saiyan, he walked quietly down the street making turns and twists down the road to just clear his mind.
[***]
It started to rain, more like a downpour. It could've been cats or dogs
His nose twitched.
Sniffing again.
Deeper this time.
Goku's nose pulled him towards something.
Man did it smell good.
His mouth began to water.
With some restraint, Goku quickened his pace. The rules didn't allow for superhuman or regular saiyan speed.
Still buzzed from his evening, Goku made his way towards the only dimly lit stall on the entire street. It was partially covered from the rain by the overhang, a small door on the back glowed as he made his way towards the front.
No one was at the front but he could hear someone in the back. The light shined bright, as the door to the back opened up. Partially obscuring the person who came out.
"Hey-!" The voice partially slurred, not that he didn't notice. "A customer! Boy where have you been all night!" The voice became a giggle as the heavy sound of a bottle hit in front of him. Goku's eyes looked into brown.
"Drink? It's good stuff."
[***]
"Someone had a rough night?" Mai chuckled, "Or maybe a good night?"
Launch sat across the table, her interest peaked as she fixed her blonde hair behind her head.
"Look, it wasn't anything," Chi-Chi defended, "Nothing happened, I would know for certain."
Launch didn't buy it as her brow winged into the air. "So you only remember some cute guy walking into your little food stand, after you'd started drinking because of another crap night and nothing else," she said.
"I don't even know if he was cute, but even drunk I would know the difference." She served up their breakfast as usual.
"But then what about the number and the money?" Mai asked taking her morning coffee.
Chi-Chi glared at her before returning back to grab another order from the other side.
"I say go for it. A girl's got needs." Launch grinned, picking apart her eggs. "I know you need it, god forbid you try and have an active sex life."
"Don't you start lecturing her about dumb mistakes, you let an old man feel you up for years," Mai scolded her with a wave her of fork.
"Oh please, that old coot never did anything to me. Tien really knew how to get me going, of course he loved that 'play good' card." Launch said, ignoring her. "Once you find a man who hits it just right you know you've struck pay dirt."
"I really, really don't like discussing this at work and I'm not a hussy! I would never give myself up to some random stranger." Chi-Chi stated pointing back at them as she served another customer. Wiping her hands across the apron in front of her.
The two women eating looked to one another and rolled their eyes. Chi-Chi was a stiff when it came to men, she never cut loose, she had some notion of a boy who stole her heart when she was only nine. They never saw each other again, though they doubted the childlike love would've ever been nothing but that.
Childlike.
"So explain the money?" Mai said between the bites of her omelet. "Didn't you say once you were trying something new?"
"Oh yeah, didn't you say something about phone sex?" Launch poked back at Chi-Chi making her face go red.
Chi-Chi growled as she sat back on her stool. "Look, I've never done anything like that before and besides. I doubt the guy who gave me the money remembers either. I'm pretty sure we were both hammered."
"Well he did pay you, I mean that hundred didn't come from nowhere. You owe it to the guy?" Launch laughed.
"I agree with blondy." Mai gave a nod of affirmation.
Chi-Chi turned away from both of them. Her shoulders slightly slumped as more customers came to get the morning rush started. Most not passing the beautiful woman a second glance with her hair in a net with a hat overtop that. Her clothes covered in a cooks apron, and latex gloves.
"There will never be a day in your life that I would do that to some stranger."
[***]
Chi-Chi was stuck late at night again. Her fingers strummed across the top of her lonely food stand.
Work. That's all she had. Work, sun up, sun down. Tonight was no different, and she was getting tired of being stuffed into the cycle that had been her life for years.
People passed by her stand, she was barely treading water and she had to keep staying up later and later just to make ends meet.
Chi-Chi exhaled with the thought of another few hours of boredom. Her finger twirling around the top of one of the glasses.
When was the last time she had fun?
Last night had been fun probably, but she had drunk herself into a stupor.
With a flip of her wrist she found her wallet. There inside neatly tucked into her wallet was a crisp international hundred credit bill. Alongside it was a note.
Call me when you're free. 1-385-7649
Chi-Chi stared down at the note with bewilderment.
Why did she keep it?
Chi-Chi didn't understand it herself.
A note to call someone.
Under it she had written like a receipt with an illegible name that started with a K.
Cutie, paid for phone sex.
God's why had she done it.
She pulled up another bottle from below the counter. It was going to be another long night anyway.
[***]
His scouter flashed once.
Then it flashed again.
Another time to make his eye open.
Goku groaned wanting to get some sleep.
His hand smacked around on the coffee table trying to grab it.
He wound his fingers around the top of it and brought over his ear.
Barely suppressing a groan from his mouth as he tried to get up from his couch. His hand slipped as he tried to sit up and he tumbled with a thud onto the floor. The flashing didn't help his demeanor either. Finally, he was partially cognizant and pressed the button to receive the message.
"H-Hello?" He grunted, tired. Why did he drink so much with his brother again? It was always hangover after hangover. No doubt he'd feel it tomorrow if he could feel it already.
A feminine voice giggled on the other side. "Did you remember?"
Goku's eyes went wide as he leaned back against his couch. His eyes blinking, his eyes looking around and wondering if this was a dream. He was in his apartment, same room. Maybe hallucinating?
He ran a hand through his unkempt mane. Yeah, he was probably hearing things.
"No one's ever paid me so much before. You're going to get the full treatment tonight honey, because I'm naked in a pool of sweat on my bed.
Goku felt like he'd been smacked awake.
"God's it's been awhile since i've had a man like you. You're such a gentleman, watching me spread my legs slowly open."
Goku swallowed, his eyes were wide with shock. He wanted to ask who it was, but as he tried to talk he sputtered slightly, he half laughed and cried out incoherently. But she spoke again silencing him.
"Shh, baby it's okay." She soothed him. "Listen, as my phone is resting alongside my head, the speaker is on so you can hear it all baby." She moaned with a deep exhale. "I'm teasing these massive breasts of mine. Can you see how my nipples are aching for some attention, my thumbs are teasing them. It's only making them ache. I can't wait for you to lick and taste them. But let me slide my hand down and push down these pantines of mine." The sound audible as if he were there. He could hear the ruffling of hair, and it wasn't from her head. "God's I'm wet, and soft. Tell me how do you want me to play with myself?" She groaned. "Do you want to stroke that big cock of yours or do you want to watch me play with myself?"
Goku's head snapped to his windows, his door. All of them were closed and obscured, he could only imagine the look on his face right now. Perhaps this was a joke or a prank?
"Tell me baby… Tell me."
Goku panted as he felt a rush through him. "T-Touch yourself." He spoke softly. The voice of a saiyan was gone, he talked like he was before all of this. Raditz, Nappa, Toma, Faha, all of them taught him to be saiyan for years, he wasn't an earthling; he had to walk, talk, and do everything like a saiyan. But right now… he lost it.
"I will, just for you. Are you going to stroke yourself while I touch myself or are you going to bring that dick of yours to my mouth?" The squeak of the bed as she moaned again. "Do you want me to kiss it? Or put my mouth around it?"
Goku's mouth hung agape.
"K-Kiss." He stammered, he couldn't have sounded more like his old self.
"Oh," She moaned as he heard her fingers working her body even through the phone. "I'm going to kiss it baby. Just like this. Softly around that thick shaft of yours, and up to that swollen head. Do you want me to use my tongue?"
"Ye-yes."
His eyes looked down as he felt an uncontrollable swelling of his crotch.
She moaned again into his ear. "Mmh, up and down the sides. Around that leaking slit of yours. That hot spunk tastes good." She was breathing faster and her anticipation was building.
He could hear her legs digging into the bed in the background, and she was doing exactly what she said. Goku had very rarely… if ever had erections. But this one wasn't like the ones in the morning, he was so hard he was sure his brain was missing the blood flow. He never had something sound so good, or his body ache with such need.
She moaned again, panting rapidly, the sounds of working fingers came down the line, forcing another whine from her voice until she spoke to him again with another lusty voice, "Where do you want to cum? On my face? In my warm mouth and watch me eat it? Perhaps on my big tits and watch me roll that seed all over them baby?"
Goku's hand wrapped around his dick and began to relieve an urge that he'd not satisfied in years.
Her moans and cries came, in deeper urgent moans. "Where baby? Tell me where?" Goku's other fist hit the floor as he increased his pace.
"Your face."
"Oh all over me, God's that warm cum. I can't wait for it as I lick that big cock of yours." She kept going more and more with sounds but her panting increased. "I'm almost there too baby."
Goku released a strained groan as his head hit the back of the couch. As the cries of the woman and the rattling of her bed intensified. His eyes were shut tight, and for the first time in almost a decade, Goku felt a rush of pleasure.
On the other end, her legs had given out as she had arched off the sheets while her fingers played with her now drenched lower half. "You were great baby." She moaned as she fell backwards on top of her bed. She felt dirty, but better.
Chi-Chi wiped her head free from her sweat, the hot night and damn broken air conditioner had made her sweat more than she imagined. "Did you like it?"
"I-I…" He managed tripping over his voice. "You? Who are you?"
Chi-Chi frowned slightly.
"I'm the woman you paid to do this, remember?"
"I-I don't… Was this a few nights ago?"
She wanted to voice her displeasure, but she had gotten herself off so she wasn't too overly peeved. Plus for a hundred credits, that wasn't too bad of a deal. Though she wished the jerk could've remembered her.
Not that she could remember him.
"See you baby." She said before switching off the connection with her forgotten stranger.
[***]
Goku's life had been consumed by rigid rules since his people had come to Earth and stationed an entire saiyan unit here. He never felt accepted, because Saiyans were fearless fighters who loved battle and would drag themselves into oblivion if it was needed. Other races could always be soldiers, fighters, but saiyans lived for the thrill of battle. Goku had always just thought he liked fighting, not that it had been in his body the entire time.
His re-education, had been brief and confusing. Through, in no small part, the antics of his eldest brother, who treated him like a pup. Afterall he'd been damaged before ever meeting his family for the first time.
Now, on this world, he had lost touch with his friends, the only family he had and he had no way of finding them again. His old master, Krillin, and Bulma all of them were beyond his reach now. So he came to hang out more and more with saiyans, in the hopes of finding what he had before. He drank, drank some more, and got into fights. Except the night before he'd gotten drunk and wandered off somewhere. Apparently giving some credits and his number to a woman. The exchange for something he learned was phone sex. He'd already been drinking that night with Nappa and Raditz and he'd gone to bed only to have the woman whom he'd paid call into his ear moaning.
So what did he do? He blew his load all over his coffee table. Strangely he'd felt better afterwards.
Perhaps this day wouldn't be too bad?
Chi-Chi glared into the mirror, her white hat hiding the messy bun of raven black hair, her fingers cooking up a flurry for the lunch hour. The other women who worked part-time with her were all judging her. And she didn't like it.
"It wasn't what you think."
"No, of course not!" Two of the women laughed, taking the next plate of food to the horseshoe counter.
Chi-Chi cracked her knuckles holding up a heavy iron skillet with ease. "That'd better not be a joke." She warned.
They blew off her threats, though they knew her lethality with that weapon. "For a hundred credits, I'd do it."
Chi-Chi dropped the skillet back to the stove as she ran her hand over the bulge of her phone. "I should've asked for more." She whined, money was always a sore spot with her.
"Well if he enjoyed it ask him again?" Another woman asked with a suppressed giggle of excitement. They were worse than Mai and Launch.
Chi-Chi blushed and looked away. "I don't think that will happen." She said flipping the next burger over and under a metal pan to sear better.
"So… how'd he sound? Did he get all aggressive with it?"
Chi-Chi shot her a death glare.
"Hey, we're not judging, just saying it could be another career!"
The other woman agreed before bursting into laughter.
"I'd rather just get the lunch orders done, hopefully we'll be able to go home early tonight. I don't want to keep pulling these doubles." she muttered serving up another order. "Even though I need the money." She said through her teeth.
How she wished she'd not have to be like this, she wanted to be fighter.
Not food service.
[***]
"So what you feelin lil brother? Hard stuff? Hot Stuff?" Before leaning his head closer to whisper. "Or some wet stuff?" his eyes flicking towards the women at the bar across the way from them.
"Has the pup even had a bitch yet?" Nappa mocked, downing his entire mug.
"Nah, but I'm working with him on it. Don't worry." Raditz laughed, pulling away from Goku.
Goku exhaled slightly as he took another shot. He was just tired, the day had been a hell of training, combat battles, simulations, and more training. He just felt like drinking tonight.
Alot.
"I'm figurin his type. I know he isn't going to be jumping into a sack with no female saiyan with his background." Raditz debated loudly with nappa. "I'm thinkin an earther is more appropriate for him, you know, to get his feet wet?" He looked to Nappa who grabbed another tall mug for himself. "Course, can't be no whore. Gotta be somethin good, everybody has to have a good first." Raditz kept peering through the crowd of women and still he saw nothing that was notable.
Nappa wiped the froth from his mouth. "Come on Fasha, you're a bitch." He said avoiding the swat from her hand as she did not take kindly to his insult. Even though pups were boys and bitches were girls. "The pup hasn't gotten his feet wet, just show him a good time."
"Fuck off, I worked with his father. I'm far his senior. Even if Bardock was a sexy bastard. I'm not banging his pup." Fasha growled pounding another shot.
"I don't know." Toma joked as he brought an arm around Fasha. "If he had a saiyan backbone you'd fuck that boy and call him Bardock."
Fasha punched him, but the two ended up sloppily kissing afterwards. They had a twisted relationship.
But it worked.
"Well brother, which one looks nice, you a red, yellow, green, orange, brown, or black?" He said pointing to all of the different colors of women's hair. Two of them were lights. His smile spreading as Goku took another shot.
"Just give me more to drink," Goku muttered, finding another three shots pushed his way.
He pounded all of them.
[***]
Goku was holding his head, a smashed table on top of it wasn't doing his head any good. After several M'ajon soldiers didn't like the way their people were being insulted by the saiyans.
Especially their mothers.
It was left to Goku to talk to the cops, being the most sober of the group and the one who was used to Earth and its laws more than anyone else. He kept anyone from having charges pressed, and left bail money for all of them when they sobered up in the morning. That left him to stumble down the road.
Pulling up his scouter, Goku looked at it dejectedly.
For so long he'd not been happy, not felt any sense of satisfaction with the life he had now. His finger scrolled down along the previous day's calls.
Goku stopped alongside his apartment, his hand pressing against the concrete and reinforced rebar.
He didn't know what was compelling him to do this.
His finger pushed the button anyway.
[***]
Pumping iron, pushing herself like she had as a girl, only the sweating noise of female grunts and snorts came in and out. Chi-Chi was putting her body through its paces for the evening. She'd lost a lot of things in her life, but her physique would never be one of them. She hefted up a hundred pound dumbbell behind her head and began to breath as her veins bulged underneath her skin.
Most women her age went out to find husbands, dates, hook up, shag on weekends. Not her. She didn't get to train often and this was her time. Her alone time.
Finally her last rep completed, she set the weight down on the small rack in the corner of her room, the warm sweat running down her face and she could wipe away the substance with some pride.
She went to find her towel when her phone vibrated on her dinner table.
Her towel draped over her shoulders, only wearing a black sports bra and shorts, she made her way over and clicked on her phone.
"Hello?"
"S-Sorry. I shouldn't have called." The voice was apologetic.
Her eyes snapped open. "You?" She asked incredulously, no way! It was the guy she had-! No, No, No! The number on her phone now ringing a clear bell. "Why are you calling me?" She scoffed, "Look what happened, happened, I was drunk and called you and it won't happen again." She clicked off her phone tossing it back to the table.
Her table shook again, and Chi-Chi glared at the phone wishing it to burst into flames at that moment. She had been trying to put the whole phone sex thing behind her, she didn't need the guy calling her. Intent on telling the guy off, she didn't get the chance to as he spoke first.
"I wanted to apologize."
"Why?" She asked, wiping her face with her towel. This certainly wasn't the call she was expecting. "Why are you calling me to apologize. Look I was drunk, you gave me a number," She sighed. "It was just a one time thing. I'm not like that okay?"
"I know, I was too. I shouldn't have let you do that." Goku stopped, sitting atop the dumpster outside his apartment. "I'm sorry, I just... "
Chi-Chi looked at her phone. "Why are you apologizing?"
He sounded sad. No that wasn't it. She could feel it… was there something hurting him?
"So why did you call, you didn't need to say sorry."
"I don't know, I just felt like I should." The man's voice was sincere, and so gentle.
Chi-Chi dropped down to sit at her table. "Look it's okay. We both did something we regret."
"I just haven't done anything except work, everyday, for years." He'd not been given any time off in two years. "I just... am not used to how things are now."
"That's fine though. People have issues like that all the time," She said smiling, before moving to make her way towards the shower. "We lose track of things, people, friends and relationships with how the world works now." She dropped off her pants and with one arm removed her top dropping them both into the hamper.
"Things are just different, when I was younger I used to have fun. Be wild, I had such a future and then, all of this..." He sighed. "I just wish things were like they were before."
She turned the speaker on as she set her phone up in the shower to continue talking. "Well, that's how the world works. You just have to pick yourself up and keep going. Even if you hate it, you keep pushing, you keep trying."
Goku cracked a small smile as he leaned his head back against the wall.
"I've been trying for years, but nothing happens. My brother pushes me to be what I've never been, and the people I work with don't care either way."
Chi-Chi understood that mentality. "Well what did you want to be?" Chi-Chi said starting the shower. "What did you dream about when you were a kid? What made you get up each and every day?"
Goku hopped off the dumpster and made his way to the front of his building. "I lived for adventure, freedom, not caring about tomorrow just living in the now."
"That's good." She agreed running her hand through her hair as she rinsed it out. "I always wanted to be a strong fighter. You know, win the world martial arts tournament!"
"I almost won that. I took second."
Chi-Chi blinked at the response before a smile spread on her face. "I dreamed of one day being married, having a lot of kids with a cute boy who told me he'd think about me. We had so much fun on one adventure…"
"I liked adventures as a kid. I traveled all over the world, I don't remember a lot of the places but I had my big sis at the time take me everywhere. It was great."
"My dad wouldn't let me travel that much, he wanted to protect me, I was supposed to be a princess."
A sigh, "I miss my grandpa, I miss being me. Everyday I put on my clothes and get told what I'm doing wrong. Even when I try my best."
"No one appreciates me at work, I never have anyone who sympathizes with me. I just have to show up or I'm out of a job."
"I miss having friends."
"I wish I could be with my friends." She sighed leaning against the wall, her eyes staring at the fogging glass of her bathroom. "Would you believe it's been so long since I've ever made myself cum like that?" She sighed her head dropping to the where the water swirled down the drain.
Goku nodded his head.
" I'm sorry." The stranger said and she found herself smiling.
"I've never really found the right man." Her mind twisted as she let go of something she'd been holding back from telling anyone, ever. "I've never… I've never had anyone do anything like that for me. I've never had a guy go down on me. They don't like the fact I'm not shaved, they don't even bother."
"That's not right."
She closed her eyes as the water ran down her back. "Don't you have someone to help you?"
She could hear a door open and close on the other side before he spoke.
"No."
"You have to have someone?" She admitted quietly though she was in her own apartment, in her shower with the phone on her voice dropped lower. "No one to help you after a long day? No woman just wants to just make you forget the shit day you've had?"
Goku fell back on his sofa, his boots still on, legs dangling over the armrest. "I couldn't," He replied honestly. "The women here don't want that, and the rest just smell wrong." He couldn't form it into words. But his nose and body always steered him away from that thing.
Chi-Chi turned off her shower and wrapped herself in a towel.
"So when's the last time you've had sex?"
Chi-Chi dried herself off, turning down the lights in her room as she waited almost endlessly in the silence, partially thinking he may have just shut off his phone.
"I haven't." His voice sounded pained. "My brother says I should just find someone for a night. But, but I just can't. I don't feel right."
"Well… I'd at least go down on you." She said with a smile of playfulness on her lips. Her body stretching out over the top of the sheets. "And not just one of those whore things. I mean, I'd do it right. Like your eyes will never leave my face, never stop watching, like I was your goddess."
Goku blushed furiously. He knew of sex, the acts - the premises anyway - but never once had he participated. Never once had he given in to the desire inside of himself. "I wouldn't have you do that. A girl I would be with wouldn't have to do anything like that to make me happy." He closed his eyes as his legs kicked lightly on the side of his couch.
A nagging feeling didn't let her let go of her question. "Have you ever masturbated before?"
He couldn't have been more red in the face right now. "I did… well." He fumbled over his words, his eyes looking the coffee table. The mess that had been. "When I had hormones, a few times. But not in a few years."
Chi-Chi's eyes went wider, and she rolled to her side. "Well? Did it feel good?" She spoke quietly into the phone. "Our call, how was it?"
Goku looked back towards the ceiling. "It was good." he answered truthfully. "You sound good, you're probably a really pretty girl." He complimented absentmindedly.
Chi-Chi smiled, as she tucked her head into the pillow under her head. "You're probably cute too." She brought the phone up and her finger thumbed the off button. "Goodnight." Then she shut down her phone.
R&R
MB