Ok, ok, I KNOW I promised I'd do Sonic but my Mario parodies are FUN-NI you guys read this you'll laugh so hard you'll choke, so enjoy.
Mario walked through Acorn plains running around like a half wit looking for coins when-BOOM there was a star coin right--down a pit oh god...
So Mario he was like "Okey Dokey than, lemme get that coin because it's the only coins that actually DOES something so, im just going to get down here and-"
"AUGH!" he exclaimed realizing there was no platform under the pit.
"What kind of person put a pit in the middle of god darn nowhere with no saftey precautions!"
(Unfortunately Mario, Shigaru Miyamoto)
So Mario too dumb to simply wall jump, lost a life he could've easily preserved by, for once, being smart.
So he died and he said,
"Welp I'm done with that area now onward!"
(You know whats funny...I do the exact same thing)
So then luigi came along,
"Ohh,Mario what'cha doing!" He said.
"Making sure I have all the Coins and all the, secrets"
"Oh can weegee Come."
"NO" Mario yelled, "I want the 100 percent all of the time for my own!"
"But Mario I'm your brother!" Luigi said.
"I don't care!"He yelled with spite
"MARIOOOOOOOOO"only one person can pull of that scream it eas peach being captured again...
She yelled again,
"MARIOOOOOOOOO! luigi.
She dididn't even SCREAM 'Luigi' she said it.
What a day, first me brother treats me like IM not a hero too and then The Princess disrespects me. Luigi thought
What happends next in this mildly honest parody of super mario bros. No one know (hey that rhymes, this is fun i should do it all the time!) Well we will all see what happends in the next episode or chapter or what-have-you.See ya!!!