I'm gonna start doing One Piece Random One Shots with literally random topics, random characters with whoever. Example: 'This first chapter has Thatch, Marco, Sanji and myself just for fun and just cuz.' Do I really have to explain certain things? I just wanna do random stories for fun without having to explain why this character is meeting this character and without detail and all that jazz. Catch my drift? Lol. Plus, I've been wanting to do this for a while. So let's see what kind of whacked out things I come up with. XD However, it's mostly with Marco, Thatch, Ace, possibly most of the Whitebeard Pirates cuz that's what I've been into lately. I'll do my best with each random chapter and if you don't like it… THEN DON'T CONTINUE READING AND DON'T LEAVE HARSH/RUDE/FLAME COMMENTS. PLEASE ON THAT LAST PART.
Other than that… ENJOY!
Disclaimer: One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda! :D
Chapter One: Shishcabob
"What are you doing?" Thatch asks as he just hydroplanes his way next to me.
I look slowly at him with a straight face and all I see is him smiling.
"Oh, my god. Go away." I say as I push him away playfully.
All he does is laugh as I continue typing. He then comes back to his spot and looks at what I'm doing.
"So what exactly are you doing?" He asks again.
"Fine, gosh! I'm typing down what we're saying and what we've been doing lately."
"Why?"
"Cuz I want to."
"Why?"
I look at him.
"Cuz it's fun and I want to."
"Ah. … So you're writing everything down, even what we do?"
"Si, senor."
"…"
I sigh forgetting that he and Marco don't even know the basics of Spanish. Yet. Not that I'm one to talk but still.
"Yes, sir." I translate.
"Ah. So what if I said… Shishcabob?"
"I just typed it down."
"How do you know if it's spelled right?"
"I don't."
"Marco~!" Thatch calls exaggeratingly.
"Wha~t?! I'm right here!" Marco says already annoyed.
"You're smart right?"
"Well, if not then that means I must belong in your position of fourth commander."
"Ha, ha." Thatch said sarcastically while I and most of the others burst out laughing. "ANYWAY! How do you spell shishcabob?"
"…"
"…"
"… Thatch, before Marco answers that question… Do you even know what a shishcabob is?"
"…"
"…"
"… Nope."
I quickly face palmed and then sighed. "And you call yourself a chef."
Marco laughed while Thatch looked somewhat offended.
I got to the point before he could argue. "It's a type of food."
"Never heard of it."
"You've never heard of it and yet… Never mind." I then turned to Marco. "So Marco, answer the question. Or in this case, spell the word."
"Unfortunately, I don't know how."
"I thought you knew everything Mr. 'I'm smarter than Thatch because I'm the first commander?'" I teased.
"I don't know how because I didn't know what a shishcabob was either."
"…"
"…"
"…"
… ….. …..
"Sanji!" I called and he quickly came over.
"Yes, Veve?"
"You obviously know what a sishcabob is. Spell it for these two dummies can know it."
Sanji looked at Thatch. "And you call yourself a chef?"
"Ha!" Marco and I teased.
"Shut up! Just spell the damn word!" Thatch said now getting irritated for once.
"I don't know how."
"…"
"…"
*Thud*
"Thatch fainted." I said.
… ….. ….. …
"I really don't." Sanji said as he walked away. "Sorry."
"All well, so much for that. How did we get into this conversation anyway?"
Marco and I look at Thatch who was passed out on the floor.
I sighed. "Well, I'm gonna get ready to go to sleep. Wake him up will ya?" I say as I turn off the computer, put everything away and head off to my room.
Marco looked at Thatch and thought about just leaving him there but knew he'll have to hear it from me in the morning. So he did the right thing and decided to wake him up. The hard way. He lazily got off the bed, went up to Thatch and just kicked him with a bit of fire power. Literally but not too much.
"The heck, man!?" Thatch said sitting up.
"Veve told me to wake you up. She didn't say how."
"Oh! I have a mission now!"
"And what's that?"
"I have to find out how to spell sishcabob!"
"Good luck with that." Marco said as Thatch ran out of the room.
And there's the first chapter! For the record, I have no clue how to spell 'shishcabob'. I just spelled it that way. Whenever I find out how, that's when I'll put it up. XD If someone actually knows how to spell it that'd be great. Lol.
Also, I have the first ten chapters done! Whoo! But I'm obviously not going to put them up all at once. That's also including how to spell 'shishcabob' but I actually wanna know if any of you know how to spell it.
Oh and don't ask about the technology and stuff like that. Like I said, I don't feel like explaining everything and it's completely random. It's all from my wacky imagination. As for the characters, I'm currently choosing the ones I've been obsessed with lately. Which are obviously Marco and Thatch. And Ace. Might possibly add in Izou and Haruta because everything seems livelier with them around. XD
Izou: "It's cuz we're cool like that."
Me: "No, not really."
Haruta: "Don't forget to tell the readers to review, Veve."
Me: "Oh, right. What she said." XD