(disclaimer I do not own Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, Alice in wonderland, call of cthulu. heck I don't have copyrights to anything I included in this story please review)
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Eds in Wonderland: An earth-99 tale
Chapter1: welcome to r'lyth (aka wonderland)
The Eds were running for their lives again. They say you should learn from your mistakes. Well what they learned from this was. Never try to scam big round stones painted to look like jawbreakers. They all swiftly ran off and hid in their home (Ed however grabbed every caned good he could find in his parent's kitchen and holed up in his room.) here the story could end but it would make for a very dull story wouldn't it.
That night the Eds had a dream they all were in. they were sitting in chairs and seeing a bizarre crowd sitting in their own chairs and talking among themselves consisting of. The Mad Hatter, the March Hare, the Cheshire Cat, the White Rabbit, the Dormouse, the Caterpillar, the Dodo, the Griffin, the Mock Turtle, and Bill the Lizard. From Alice's adventures in wonderland and The Walrus, The Carpenter, and Tweedledee and Tweedledum from through the looking glass. But the one at the end of was the weirdest thing they ever saw. It was big with green leathery reptile like skin and enormous bat like wings as well as twenty octopus like tentacles along with a mouth of razor sharp teeth and a massive head sitting on a great throne. It looked at them for what seemed a long time before he spoke and when he did the words appeared in their minds as well as hearing it too.
"you three the ones known as Ed, Edd, and eddy. I the mighty Cthulhu welcome you into my house." Cthulhu lifted his hand and a big teacup, and saucer hovered, up to him. he took a couple sips before using his power, to put it back down he then said.
"I know what you're thinking Eddward how can this be Cthulhu is only a myth and a fiction. but I assure you I am neither a myth nor a fiction. what H.P love craft wrote was simply the inspiration I gave him via the visions that inspired his writing. but now it's time to get down to business" with that Cthulhu began to drink more tea
"and now……hey" Cthulhu cast a glare toward the mad hatter and the march hare
"you two this is no time to launch the dormouse into the air again we have guests." grumbling to themselves the hatter and the hare. untied the firework from the Dormouse's back and resumed to drinking their tea
"you'll have to excuse their behavior you see they're quite mad crazy I mean" Cthulhu explained
"Now without further delay" Cthulhu said as he spoke three of his tentacles began to wrap around the Eds soon they were completely covered by the tentacles then he said
"you three out of the other twelve I have chosen are going to be the first of this batch are going to receive meta-human powers the gifts are as follows" there was a short pause before he said
"you the one known as Ed you are to receive the gifts of accelerated healing and air manipulation meaning you can heal almost any injury except decapitation (yes you can regrow limbs) and control the air as you wish from gentle breezes to hurricane force winds heck you can even fly after a little practice" he then cleared his throat and addressed double dee
"you the one known as double dee (I would prefer Eddward though) I give you the abilities of acid generation and cold and ice generation and manipulation meaning you can release acid in either a jet, a spray, or simply by touch you can also generate great cold, ice, freeze blasts, and with some practice blizzards and ice constructs and bridges you can use for many things such as traveling or shields" he then addressed Eddy
"and you the one known as Eddy you are to receive the gifts of concussion blasts and earth manipulation meaning that on a whim you can generate blasts of concussive energy of variable force determined by you alone. you also can bend the earth to your specifications like say causing an earthquake, rising hunks of rock for use as platforms or make them explode, create pillars and holes and any kind of construct you can think of out of earth, and separate parts of earth to make tunnels" with that Cthulhu pulled out his watch and looked at it. His eyes grew big and he then said
"well well well morning already I guess I should send you on your way then just one more thing before you go if you touch one the following people Jimmy, Sarah, Jonny 2x4, Rolf, Nazz, Kevin, and any one of the Kanker sisters you will break the seal on their powers as well. so I wouldn't recommend touching them unless you have no choice. Remember I will contact you sometime within the following week about the threat you face and practice much as you can and you will now awake" and with that they all awoke simultaneously.
"wow that was the strangest dream I've ever had" Eddy said to himself as he awoke
"wish it was true though I mean who knows what I could do with that kind of power" but when he jumped out of bed he suddenly felt a tremor shake up the cul-de-sac curious Eddy stomped the floor and a second tremor came Eddy's eyes grew wide In shock as he realized the truth
The dream was real
(chapter 2 will be in next week oh and please review)