Disclaimer: I do not own -man, this is just a work of my imagination using the characters etc. of the original story line... Thus I twisted it in a fangirl style so that it fits with my own plot.
Warning: There will be Krory/Debi in the upcoming chapter(s). Also there will be (at least) mention of Allen/Jasdero. Basically what I'm saying is there is predicted shonen ai or male/male relationships. And some spoilers, but you can hardly tell that they're there, seriously!
The adventures of Jasdebi and Krory
Act 1: Tag!
One morning Krory had just gotten himself dressed and ready for the day when across his golem an urgent message was sent
/"Krory! Krory, report to Komui's office immediately! Repeat, report to Komui's office immediately! Hurry!"/
Krory's eyes widened with thoughts of horrible things running through his mind... What could possibly be urgent at a peaceful time like this?
Without even stopping for breakfast Krory ran top speed to Komui's office, barging through the doors just to stop and gaze with his jaw dropped to the floor.
"H-how?" Was the only thing he could utter.
"Ah, welcome, welcome! I'm glad you could make it so quickly Krory!" Komui cooed in his typical chirpy manner. "It seems we will need your help for the time being." Komui gestured widely with his arms to his left and right, making sure Krory noted who was there beside him, in flesh-toned and black clothed, not to mention make-up ridden, glory.
Allen walked over and reached high to pat Krory on the shoulder. "It seems we're going to be taking turns playing baby-sitter." He nodded to Lavi, Kanda and Lenalee who also stood scattered around the room.
"Precisely!" Komui piped, waggling his hand as if it were a handkercheif. "They were found by Cross." A pause to let all inhabitants, save only Komui, shudder. "In a town near Korea, they were then sent to the Asian branch, of which they had a hard time mannaging all of their duties while watching these two." A pause to let all imagine the Asian branch's headcoarters in shambles and ruin. "So they were immediately transferred here, to where the well equipped could handle them. They don't seem to be harmful nontheless, and have shown no signs of being noah any longer. However they have retained every speck of their memories."
The Exorcists all stood about looking thoughtful while Komui let them comprehend the explination. The two on either side of him however stole a glance passed the glasses wearing scientist Cheif. The more mature of the two broke into an evil grin, the other nodded in understanding.
In unison and without warning the twins flipped Komui's coat over his head and pulled roughly at the man's undergarment so hard that he was lifted off of the floor and thown onto his desk askew. The twins laughed heartily, the blond ending with a pleased "Hiii~"
"Brother!" Lenalee scrambled to the front of the desk to see if her dear brother had servived the torture, after all Lenalee had seen wedgies before and none were pleasent.
Allen sidewardly glanced at Lavi which returned the gesture.
"We'll have to be extra careful with these two." Lavi deduced.
"Decide who will watch them first and get them out of here!" Komui cried out making the twins giggle maniacally again.
"The best way to solve something like this..." Allen started and made the mistake of a dramatic pause.
"IS to draw straws!" Lavi finished, stealing Allen's glory, for he knew something like poker would have been mentioned by the young brit. And poker was never a good thing.
"Straws?" Krory asked slightly taken off guard by the sudden suggestion.
"That's right, since there are five of us we will have five straws, one will be shorter than the others. The one with the shortest straw will have to look after them first!" Lavi explained, immidiately pulling out five straw-like paper objects from a pocket inside of his jacket. With one of them he ripped off a good portion of the bottom. Now holding them in his hand you couldn't tell which was which. "Yuu, you go first!"
Kanda nodded and plucked a long straw from the bunch. Then Allen chose and a long straw was produced. Lenalee also pulled a long straw. The remaining two were then thrust in Krory's direction.
"A-alright, I can do this." Krory said and then plucked a straw with his eyes shut tight.
"Haa, lucky!" Lavi sighed with releif signaling to Krory that he, had indeed, gotten the short end of the figurative stick... And without so much as breakfast to keep the morning pleasant.
"Good luck Krory!" Allen patted his back on his way out of the room. Kanda also patted his back and giving a sympathetic nod also left the room.
Lenalee smiled nervously. "It shouldn't be too long before your turn is over. I should go get Reever to help my brother."
Krory sighed with defeat. "All right, but these two are going to have to come with me to breakfast."
The twins paled, remembering the taste of Akuma blood, the blood they had tasted while in their Noah's true form, Bondomu. They had nothing else to do though, with Komui out of action, so they followed the Kyuketsuki to Jerry's kitchen, and up to the ordering window.
"What can I get for you Krory-dear?" Jerry asked waving around a wok and cooking chopsticks. The twins eyes bulged as Krory ordered his meal. "Ah, still no Akuma for you to fill your tummy up with I see." Jerry said before turning to prepare the feast.
"Hey, Kyuketsuki-hentai?" Debitto asked, suddenly the room was deathly quiet, only a hint of sizzling from Jerry's cooking was heard, even at the very back of the mess hall. All eyes were on Krory.
Krory looked at the raven-haired twin. "I... I'm not a hentai." He said.
"Then why'd you grab us from behind before, you seemed very much like a hentai then."
Someone choked.
"I... I was... It wasn't to be a hentai, I had to grab you so that Allen and the others could escape, otherwise we never would've gotten out of the ark..."
"Then why'd you bite us even though we're not Akuma?"
The room gasped, and another person choked.
"Well, because, I thought Noah don't like Innocence, so I thought maybe I could use it against you, so that way I would stop you from going after Allen and the others."
"Oh, then, that's why you kept trying to grab us in weird places?"
The entire room spit any contents of their mouths, and someone choked to death.
"Yeah, Kyuketsuki-bakemono tried grabbin' us, hiii!"
A medic revived the choked person and dragged them to safety.
"Please stop saying bad things about me." Krory sighed, wondering is this was defeat.
"Right, whatever, it's getting boring anyway. I'm hungry too." Debitto said giving an annoyed huff. "Oi! Jerry, you make omlete rice? With the yolk intact?"
"Yes, hun, I can make anything you want." Jerry said, being snapped back to reality.
"Then I want that, and chocolate cake with lemon frosting for desert."
"Me! Me! I want food too!" Jasdero chimed in. "I want curry stew with naruto! And White cake with vanilla frosting for desert!"
"Ew, do you have to have the naruto with it?" Debitto grimmiced. Jasdero nodded.
"It's swirly, hii!" The blond gave a wide eyed grin.
After breakfast was eaten the twins were yet again following Krory through the halls. Krory had yet to figure out what to do with the two.
"Yurikago ga hitotsu atta, yuri kago ni hitotsu ga atta~" Sang the twins.
Krory's skin crawled and he spun around in horror, expecting to see the twins as Noah once again. The two just stood threre innocently as they watched the kyuketsuki panic.
"Y-you shouldn't sing that." Krory said.
"Why not?" Debitto asked.
"Because people might think your turning into a Noah and try to kill you." Krory tried the best thing he could think of.
"Baaaka, we can't do that right now." Debitto said rolling his eyes as if it were obvious.
"Well, other people don't know that." Krory said, feeling defeated yet again.
"Let's play a game!" Jasdero shouted glomping Debitto. The raven haired twin grinned cockily and nodded.
"Hide" Debitto said.
"And" Jasdero said.
"Seek!" They both shouted into Krory's face, making him flinch and close his eyes, when he opened them, the twins were gone.
"Oh no! I have to find them!" Krory panicked and began frantically searching for the now missing Jasdebi.
"Hahaha!" Debitto laughed.
"He'll be looking a while, hii~" Jasdero said spinning around in circles.
"Yeah," Debitto agreed and then took a closer look at where they had ended up. The walls were lined with bookshelves as high as the ceiling and the ceiling was quite high, there was merely a ladder used to get to the higher shelves. The rest of the room was filled with maze-like shorter bookshelves, though they were still quite tall, Debitto would have to stand on Jasdero's shoulders to reach the top.
"Shh." Jasdero held a finger up to his lips, lips that no longer were bound by those awful black stitches. "It's a library."
Debitto nodded and plucked one of the books from a random shelf.
"How to effectively create a love potion." Debitto read the cover, then checked to see what Jasdero was occupying himself with. Ah, just trying to find an interesting book with pictures no doubt. Debitto then stashed the book inside his coat, in a special zipper pocket that he kept all of his important stuff in. The book was just small enough to fit.
"Oi, let's hide farther away from the door." Debitto said dragging his rag-doll brother through the maze of bookshelves until they found an open space with a couple tables and a few chairs.
"Hiii~" Jasdero sounded happily.
"Hm?" Debitto looked over to see his twin had found a decent book for the time being. Debitto occupied himself by looking over the books surrounding the area.
"WAH!" Krory shouted in victory as he had finally found the missing twins.
"WAAAAAAAAAH!" Debitto shouted as he threw whatever book he was holding out of shock.
"AHHHHHH! Scary!" Jasdero said jumping away from his chair that Krory stood near.
"Run!" Debitto ordered his brother.
"AHHH! Debi, he got me!" Jasdero shrieked.
"Oh nooo!" Debitto spun to face the two. Quickly he thought of what to do and rushed up to Krory and kicked his shin hard.
"Ahg!" Krory yelped and his grip loosened on the blond twin.
"Hiii~" Jasdero shouted in glee as he kicked Krory's gut, forcing the tall man down to his knees.
"Hahahaha!" Debitto laughed evily as he planted a black boot on Krory's face making the Kyuketsuki fall to the floor. And for good measure, kicked the white tuft of hair covering his face.
The twins laughed until the man pulled himself up from the floor and huddled in the corner.
"Huh?" Debitto tilted his head.
"Yay, we won! Hiii~" Jasdero cheered.
"Kyuketsuki?" Debitto said, then heard a whimper from Krory's corner. Debitto inched closer to Krory, ready to bolt should the need arise. Closer, closer... Closer... Nothing? Debitto stuck out his finger and poked Krory's shoulder. "Oi, Kyuketsuki, are you hurt?" Another whimper. "Hey, are you okay?" Krory cowered deeper into the corner. "Uh..."
"Huh? What's goin' on?" Jasdero asked peeking closer.
"I think Krory got hurt." Debitto said.
"Hiii~" Was Jasdero's reaction.
"Hey, Kyuketsuki, I'm sorry." Debitto said inching even closer. "You can play back."
"I don't want to." Krory pouted.
"Ehh? Huh?" Jasdero hopped from foot to foot waiting to figure out what was going on.
"Why not?" Debitto asked.
"Because it's violent." Krory said.
"Eh, but?" Debitto objected, "If you play back you'll have fun!"
"No, because you hit." Krory curled into a tighter ball, trying to hide his grin. This plot of his was based on the twins not liking to see people upset, and that would stop them from hitting. He had found something similar in a parenting book he had read out of boredom before.
"But... Come on, it's not gonna be fun if you don't play back!" Debitto pouted.
"I don't want to play violently." Krory said, not daring to look up at the twins and ruin his plan.
"Then you come up with something!" Debitto wailed. "You play with us one way or another!"
"Eh? Hii? Debi?" Jasdero hopped back as Debitto thew himself backward on the floor and started thrashing his arms and legs.
"Play! With! Us!" Debitto wailed. "Play!"
"Okay." Krory said and Debitto immidiately stopped thrashing. "But nothing with violence."
"Eh, then how are we gonna have any fun?" Debitto questioned.
"Tag, your it." Krory said gently tapping Debitto's shoulder and backing up quickly.
"AH, Run from Debi! Hiii~" Jasdero ran away followed by Krory, then they split into two different directions.
"Eh, tag? It's been a long time since the last time I played tag." Debitto said getting up and brushing the dust off of his coat. An evil smirk spread across his face as he spotted the two peeking out from behind bookshelves. Suddenly he was sprinting toward Krory.
Inhabitants of the library heard a funny sounding shriek that might have been Krory, but why would he be shrieking?
Krory ran left and right to get away from Debitto, but the raven haired twin was quickly catching him, suddenly a laugh was heard, followed by the now familiar "Hii" sound.
"Why you!" Debitto growled playfully, then turned to chase his brother, round and round the library until one corner lead to another and then...
CRASH!
"Ouch!" Allen yelped. "What's going on, are you okay?"
Jasdero laughed while sitting on the floor, accepting Allen's out streatched hand to help him get to his feet.
Hearing the sound Krory darted around the corner and crashed into Allen...
"Whoa, who knew that pupil guy could fly?" Debitto mused as Allen crashed into a bookshelf knocking it over onto Lavi, who was having a meeting with Komui and Lenalee. The latter hid behind her older brother.
"Ouch, ah! Lavi! Are you alright?" Allen pulled the limp form out from under the book case.
"Yeah..."
"Oh no, I'm sorry everyone!" Krory appologized.
Debitto and Jasdero looked at one another. Jasdero smacked Allen's face.
"Allen's it!" Jasdero shouted and the twins ran away.
"Ah! Huh? What's going on?" Allen looked around frantically. "That hurt..."
"No hitting!" Krory called after the twins.
"Ah!" Lavi shouted and he ran away followed by Krory.
"Uh? Did I say something awful?" Allen pondered.
"No, they're playing tag." Lenalee said with a chuckle.
"Oh, I've heard about that." Allen nodded.
"Have you never played it before?" Lenalee asked.
"No, but I've seen others playing it before."
"Ah, being 'it' means you have to chase them and tag someone who will then become 'it' and you will have to run from them." Lenalee explained.
"Right, are you playing too?" Allen asked.
"Nah, I'd better get some work done." Lenalee waved and smiled. "Better hurry and catch up with them."
"Yeah." Allen nodded and gave chase.
End of Chapter 1.
My sorry attempt at humor, which you can clearly see fails miserably! Sumimasen!
Baka: Stoopid or idiot
Bakemono: Monster
Kyuketsuki: Vampire (aka Krory)
I think that's it for the Japanese words. If I've forgotten any and you don't know what it means please feel free to ask.
Feedback is always appriciated, thanks for reading! I might make more than two chapters of this story if I have enough encouragement! ^^