Disclaimer: Sadly I don't own Gearbox.
Authors Note: Just a short little fun thing I wrote based off of one of my co-op games.
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Slagged
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At the end of yet another battle, I heard the little mechromancer cry out "It's in my mouth, um you guys? It's in my mouth!"
I'd glanced over at Salvador, who began laughing even harder when he saw what appeared on my mask at her words "8===D"
Gaige began spitting out the purple substance, completely grossed out while the rest of us laughed. Once she'd seen what was on my mask, she paused and glared at me. Maya handed her a bottle of water which she quickly swallowed down before storming towards me, poking my chest with her finger, which would have been more intimidating had I not towered over her already.
"You, sir, are a dick."