Yeah this is the same guy who wrote Ship Shipping okay DX but let's not dwell in the past and say hello to my newer and hopefully more improved story. If anyone is wondering, (doubt it) I am discontinuing Ship Shipping. It's an Advanceshipping story and might be slightly OOC (just in case). Also just in case this might be a one-shot, but there's also a possibility of it being a chapter story so wait for the announcement. (That so did not sound cool). So um… enjoy. Because I didn't.
The Land of Hoenn, with lush green forests fuelled by the scent of migrating Cherubi and the wallowing Psyduck holds a new adventure for Ash Ketchum and his sidekicks… "THWACK".
"Oww! What was that for?" Ash complained struggling to get up.
"We are not your sidekicks" May angrily objected, stomping back into her tent. Ash had no idea what was up with May but he thought it was nothing and dismissed it as one of her natural tantrums.
Later on Brock made some pancakes and a ton of Pokémon food for breakfast. In the middle of Ash's pleasure fest, May stormed in, slapped Ash right in the face, and stormed back to her tent. That caught Ash's attention and he realized that something really was wrong with May. After breakfast Ash went in to May's tent to check on her to see if everything was ok but all he got was a good old Torchic in the face.
Not wanting to get injured by May anymore, Ash went to his last resort for girl help... Brock.
"What's wrong with May, Brock? She's been acting all weird recently, haven't you noticed?" Ash asked Brock.
"What? No! Huh?" Brock questioned completely oblivious to the problem at hand. Ash realising that no one could help him and that the only way was to ask May himself, sat down and meditated thinking about his place in the Universe.
Next morning Ash was woken by a very familiar scream, the scream when team rocket attempts and fails to steal Pikachu then blasts themselves off into space and manages not to burst into flames and keep haunting his life forever. This particular scream came from May who was in the clutches of a giant Sudowoodo. The moment May saw Ash, she used Torchic's ember to burn Ash to a crisp. Ash sulked back to his tent and waited for May to be destroyed…
"MAYYYYYYYYYY!" Ash screamed and ran outside as he realised what was happening. May was screaming for her life yet both Brock and Max were asleep so it was all up to Ash.
Sorry for the shortness I'll try to make the next chapter longer. This is going to be a two-shot and I will try my best to get an update in less than 4 days so please look out for that.
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