Boo: I am not J.K. Rowling and ,sadly, I do not own Harry Potter or anything else in this story-
Arty: Except for Me, Myself, & I.
Boo:And the plot. You know your really full of yourself Artemis.
Arty: *getting mad* Its Arty! And I'm related to Draco, what do you expect?
Draco: What does that mean?
Arty:Umm...nothing.
*Boo, Arty, & Harry laugh at the look on Draco's face*
Draco: How did you get here Potter??
Harry: Door was open...
Draco: Boo!
Boo: What?
Draco:You know what I'm talking about!
Boo: *speaks quickly* Harry's-sorta-gonna-be-in-the-story-sorry-I-never-told-you-blah-blah-blah.
Luna: On with the story before the Nargles find it and eat it.
Draco, Arty, & Harry: LUNA?!?!? (Well, actually Draco went "LOONY?!?!?" but close enough)
Luna: Yes and you might wanna redecorate its getting crowded in here. And the rest of the guys wanted in.
D, A, & H: Rest of the guys?
Boo: The rest of the people in the story.
D, A, & H: NO! WE DON'T WANNA DIE IN HERE! GET HER!!!
Boo: We gotta do the story!
D, A, & H: Your SO lucky about that...

Chapter 1: We're off to see the…Hogwarts Express

-------------------------- Artemis' POV --------------------------

I walked towards Platform 9 ¾ with my super narcissistic cousin, Draco Malfoy. We may be cousins, but we look nothing alike except for our pale skin. Draco has white-blond hair and grey eyes. I however, have jet black hair and brown eyes. I've had to go everywherewith him ever since I was little and I needed to live with him and his parents. He was going on again about making sure that I go to Slytherin.

"I mean it Arty, if you don't get into Slytherin how do you think that would make me look?" Draco said.

I rolled my eyes and I think he saw it.

"I mean what if you got in Gryffindor. Think about this: Me, the crown prince of Slytherin, being related to a Gryffindork? Imagine the humiliation!" he said, trying to sell his argument.

"You? A prince? HA! And do you think that being related to you, no matter what house I get in, is a ray of sunshine?!" I snapped and then I gave him one of my famous death glares.

I softened a bit after I saw he had a defeated look on his face." I'm sorry Dragon.-"

"Draco!" Draco growled under his breath.

"Oh stop being such a baby! I just translated your name into English! You should be thanking me! Anyways I'm sorry. I'm just so excited that Uncle Lucy and Aunt Cissy finally allowed me to go to Hogwarts, even under these curcumstances. I was getting tired being at Beauxbatons."

"Tell me again why you wanted to go my school so badly?" Draco asked with an annoyed and pained look on his face.

"Because of several things: #1: I saw the school at the Triwizard Tournament, #2: Lots of cute boys whose robes bring out their gorgeous eyes"- Draco had a look of disgust added on to the expression mixture his face when I said that-" #3: I don't think that being beautiful will get anyone anywhere in life and we had to learn A LOT of beauty spells, and #4: I wanted to see what you think is so bad with the assignment." I explained.

-------------------------- Draco's POV -------------------------

"What's bad with the assignment?" I practically shouted, completly shocked. People began to stare after that and I stopped in my tracks. And, as luck would have it, we were at the barrier.

"This is the school? Wow it looked much larger at the Tournament 2 years ago." Arty said sarcastically, changing the subject and, gratefully, I went along with her.

"No Artemis," She winced at that (she hates her name),"and you call me a baby. Anyways this is the where we get on the train. You just need to go walk through the barrier to get to the Hogwarts Express. Now passing won't hurt a bit."

I went through the barrier and then waited for Artemis to appear. She practically fell on me when she finally did. "Why in the name of Salazar didn't you tell me that that wasn't going to be painful?" she demanded angrily.

"Excuse me. How was I supposed to know that you didn't hear me when I said 'passing won't hurt a bit'?" I snapped.

She opened her mouth and closed her mouth several times like a fish before she said "You're right. I'm sorry".

"You bet I'm right! Wait a sec-you're actually admitting that I'm right?" 'Something's up.' I thought. 'That's not normal. Did I misunderstand her? Is she under the Imperius Curse?'

She nodded. 'Okay then....'

I voiced my thoughts slightly awkwardly as we started walking towards the train, "You're going to have to find your own compartment. I have to go to the Prefects because-"

"I'm a Prefect" Arty finished for me. "You've just said it once…or twice…or 300 times each for you, Aunt Narcissa, and Uncle Lucius. I swear I'll never know how I've not gone crazy. Anyways here we are…at the train" She said with a smirk as we boarded the train.

------------------------- Artemis' POV -------------------------

"Now I'll see you at the Slytherin table after you've been sorted into my house." Draco said almost happily.

'Happy to think of me joining his house or him going somewhere else? I'll hope that it's the first one.' I thought. For some strange reason, I enjoy seeing him getting disappointed. After he left I said quietly "I'll see you at the Slytherin table all right… but I won't be sitting at it."

I wondered around, asking people if I could sit in their compartment but they all gave me a weird look that told me that they saw me with Draco and that there's no way in hell that they'll let me sit with them. I finally found a compartment that was empty. I was in it for a few minutes before a boy with messy raven colored hair and a round-faced boy and a girl with glasses that looked like they were a part of a Muggle's hypnosis trick box.

'Ah…this must be Loony Lovegood…now that's not a name. What was it? I got it! It was-is Luna. I'm positive of it' my brain said to me. Yes my brain talks. Its name is Cindy. She talks to me mentally...wait a sec. How corny was that? *Cricket chirps in my thoughts* That's what I thought.

The glasses boy asked if he and his friends could sit in the compartment with me and I said "Sure why not there's plenty of room.". They thanked me as they came in.

Glasses boy introduced them. He said "Hello. This is Luna Lovegood" 'Ha! I was right! Thanks Cindy!' He gestured to Luna.

She stopped looking at her Quibbler and said "Hello. Beware of the Wrackspurts. They float through your ears and make your head go all fuzzy. I thought I felt one zooming around in here.". She started flapping her hands at the air, as if beating off large invisible moths. Her paper fell as she did that and she picked it up and started looking at it again.

I just realised that she was reading it upside down. "Okay…."

He continued "And this is Neville Longbottom." He gestured to Neville and then Neville smiled shyly and said "Hi.".

I looked at Captain Glasses. "And…?" I asked.

"And what?" He asked awkwardly.

"Oh my…you forgot to introduce someone." I said, looking at him like he said he was the Bloody Barron's and Nearly Headless Nick's birth son. (A/N Ok that might not be what I'm looking for. But that was pretty funny (In my mind at least. I have a strange sense on humor and can only get a few funny things out of it. ). I think I'm looking for something like this: I said, smiling a bit at this boy's stupidity)

He smiled at me "I can't introduce someone who's name I don't know.".

I sighed. "I meant you haven't introduced yourself. And my name's Arty." I said with annoyance in my voice.

Neville and him looked at me surprised. "You mean you don't know who I am?" He asked.

"Nope. Should I?" I replied. I mean the way he was going with this he was acting like he was Harry Potter.

"But then why don't you—oh I got it. You're Muggle-born. My best frien-" I cut him off.

"I'm not Muggle-born. In fact, I'm a pure-blood" I said.

Both boys looked at each other and then at me with another surprised look that was contagious enough to get Luna out of her book and slid on her face.

"And you still don't know who I am?" he asked…again.

"No I don't. I thought we got past that a couple of minutes ago." I said through clenched teeth.

He laughed "Sorry but that usually only happens with Muggle borns or Muggle raised and not pure bloods. I'm Harry Potter".

And BOOM! Oh my... how ironic is that?

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Boo: Okay so that's it. That was in the 3rd page of my Microsoft Word so I thought that I should stop so it wouldn't be too long. Just to make this clear: this is placed in HHP (Year 6). Just thought I'd be nice and say that. Sorry if that was to long for you, or for some people too short. And what pretty much everything Luna said and did was in HHP. Please review. What should happen when she discovered who Harry was? Should she freak out, or should she say something like "Oh. I thought you'd be taller" lol but really I wanna hear what you have to say. Okay. Bye bye! And just so you know, I didn't have her tell her last name for a reason. I have something planned… *rubs hands together evilly*. Lol! Luv, SailorBoo.
Arty: And I luv you guys too...
Boo: And?
Arty:And you should be sorry for forgetting me.
Boo: You know what I meant! Say it or I'll make you have a creepy incest scene with your cousin!
Arty: Ohh god no! *speaks quickly* E-hugs & cookies is your reward if you review. They will be given by me. The cookies will also be baked by me. Don't blame me if you get burnt cookies. I'm not the best cook.
Boo: That wasn't what we agreed to... Arty: I know. I don't wanna make cookies. I might not have to if they don't review because I'm pretty sure no one likes burnt cookies...
Boo: But if they don't review you might get stuck on this chapter forever in limbo 'cause I won't know what direction to take this...you will never know what to do when you find out who harry is. And I'll be bored and might make an incest chapter....
Arty: OHH GOD! NO! NOT… you know...
WITH DRACO!! EWEWEWEWEW!! FINE!! I'LL EVEN GO TO PARIS AND BUY SOME EXPENSIVE ONES INSTEAD OF BAKING THEM!!! I DON'T WANNA DO THAT BOO PLEASE ANYTHING BUT ME & DRACO!!
Draco: I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH ARTY! I MEAN IT'S HER! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!
Arty: And what, pray tell, does that mean?
Draco: We're cousins...Wait, what did you think I meant?Arty: I thought you were calling me ugly or fat...
Draco: And why would you care about stuff like that? Like I said before: we. ARE. COUSINS!!!!
Boo: Sorry to interrupt this touching...err...I mean AWKWARD family scene but we gotta stop end the chappie.
Draco: Thx Boo…but you sorta started it
Arty: Yeah you did...
Boo: I wasn't gonna do it...it was blackmail...
Draco:Ahhh...so you wont do it right?
Boo: No.
Arty: Thank Merlin! That means no spending money or time on cookies!
Boo: But I could make you kiss & fall in love with Harry...
Arty: Ok...I'll get the cookies... and that might not be a bad thing with Potter...
Draco: WHAT!?!?!
Arty: Nothing! JK! Bye folks! RUN!! *Arty & Harry run for the next chapter b4efore Draco kills them*
Draco: NOT SO FAST! *Starts chasing them as chapter ends*
Boo *being sarcastic*: Isn't this so fun??? Please leave a Review peoples.