A/N This pretty much is what happens, when you combine too much sugar/double math/me and my friend sitting next to each other. I wrote the sentences in italics and my friend wrote the normal ones. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Don't own Twilight/Harry Potter, as you can obviously tell =D.
Once there was a girl walking down Main Street.
When she stopped and gasped!
It was Yrinhydrysll, her ex-boyfriend.
"Oh No!" She cried, completely unsuspiciously.
Then she ran away, very brave.
When she somehow ended up in Forks!
No, spoons.
Spoons? How does this work? I was not aware of any towns with coolio vamps named after cutlery apart from Forks.
No. She actually landed in spoons. As in cutlery. She landed in a pile of cutlery. If she had landed in Forks, it would've hurt, spoons don't hurt.
*Insert some random drawing of a fork*
I don't think so! She is in Forks, when suddenly Edwin Cullee along with Rossy Hall walked out of the bushes.
And died.
"Oh Goody", she cried in delight.
No she didn't because she was dead, because she landed in a pile of Forks. See fig 1.
"Life is tough." Said a random leaf.
And then the leaf died.
"What is wrong with this town?" cried some random guy.
And then he died.
Then the resurection stone, the elder wand and the invisibility clock walked into a bar. And Harry Potter came in yelling, "Muggles Suck!".
Voldy then proceeded to come in and kiss Harry.
After that they sang 'Don't go breaking my heart' by Elton John. In Karaoke.
After then event, Voldy proceeded to recite the entire works of Shakespeare. By the time he was finished, everybody was dead.
Except for Voldy, because he had a secret Horcrux - his daughter!
His daughter? -le gasp-
Her name is Heidi and she wears her blonde hair in cute little pigtails.
She was the secret child of Voldy and Snape!
And that was why Harry never trusted Snape……
A/N I am aware how dumb this makes us look, and I am proud of it! I am also aware of all the misspellings! Hehe, as you can tell, it is Very loosely based on the actual books.
R&R!