((A/N)) Welcome to the ONE HUNDRED HARRY POTTER ONE SHOTS! Woo im that awesome lol. Ok Let me explain before you read on. 100 one shots about the harry Potter world. All normal pairings unless it's the next generation.

Disclaimer: I'm only going to put it once but I mean it all the time. I don't own anything here apart from the story line, characters, places and anything else belong to JK ROWLING!

Albus Severus Potter was in trouble. He sat in the headmaster's office waiting for Professor Hook to arrive and noticed a portrait, saying Professor Severus Snape. "Excuse me" Albus called. "What?! Oh look a Potter, I daresay your here for causing trouble like your brother, what do you want?" He replied in a moody way.

"Just to say hello, I was named after you, I'm Albus Severus Potter." Snape looked shocked for a moment stared at Albus's eyes then said "Tell your father I still hate him" before walking out of his portrait looking angry but yet close to tears.

Rose Weasley knew when she went home for the Christmas holidays her dad would kill her. That was saying something as she could not do her homework, duel both wizard way and muggle way, play all the pranks she wanted, kill evil wizards and much more and her dad would of just laugh it off. In fact her dad encouraged most of these things as he had done them during his time at Hogwarts. But Rose had done something that her father would never forgive, at Professor Slughorn's Christmas party her 6th one she has attended she kissed Scorpios Malfoy!

Harry Potter was the boy who lived; the chosen one; the main man in the golden trio. After defeating Lord Voldemort and shooting up the ranks of the Auror Office nothing scared him, nothing but a slightly crazy and heavily pregnant wife. Not only had she physically attacked him, turned him into a chicken, threatened to leave him send him to diagon allay at 3am for a triple chocolate nut lemon crunch sprinkle ice cream but she had cried. Harry thought that there was nothing in the world worth seeing his beautiful wife cry. Until he held James Sirius Potter.

There you go the first three one hundred word one shots. WOW do you know how hard it is to get exactly 100 words yet write a mini story? VERY! Every time I update I will put at least 3 one shots up