Party Animalz

This is a story that me and my friend came up with randomly so i posted, i hope you have as much fun reading it as i did writing it!

All my thanks to topyeah19

Percy sipped at his drink and looked around, everything seemed normal which was a change for the better. They were all at the party celebrating the defeat of the Titan lord Kronos and were having a fun time relaxing, Percy, Annabeth, Grover and Thalia had been the first to get their drinks but the Stoll brothers had gotten theirs after looking quite suspicious while doing so. Percy entwined his fingers with Annabeth and the group stood there watching what was going on around them, they were very surprised to see Ares stumble up on stage wearing a pink frilly dress, all of the gods and heros laughed as Hephaestus switched on Hephaestus Tv and started broadcasting live just as the god of war started singing...

"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world..."

Then something even more unusual happened as Hades climbed up next to him wearing a hula skirt and Thalia's 'death to barbie T-shirt

"Hey, that's mine." she started forwards to give Hades a piece of her mind but bumped into Nico who was making a hasty exit after being thoroughly embarrased by his dad who was trying to sing the my little pony song down the mic with Ares punching him for 'not liking barbie and disrespecting her'

"Oh my gods..." Annabeth pointed towards a table where the rest of her siblings sat with Mr D booty dancing in the middle of the table wearing short shorts. They all shuddered.

"Am i having a nightmare?" Grover groaned.

"does this torture ever end?" Percy sighed.

"well... don't look now but... look now." Rachel Dare ran up to them and Thalia and Percy almost had a heart attack because Thalia's father, the all powerful king god of Olympus was pole dancing to the left of the bar and Posiedon was riding ponies round in circles while singing along to i'm a barbie girl and wearing a tu tu.

Percy and Thalia quickly hid their faces in shame and ran towards the bar to stop their parents.

A spotlight lit up the stage and Artemis ran forward and pulled Athena into a long kiss. Grover snorted "They may not like men..." and Annabeth hit them over the arm and ran of to look for percy leaving Grover alone with Nico.

She arrived to find Poseidon forcing some nectar into their mouths using his power over liquids. Percy's eyes widened in shock as it went down his throat before slumping forward unconscious, Thalia went down a second later and Annabeth ran back to Grover before the same treatment could happen to her.

A loud crash is heard at the door as some late campers arrive and are scarred for life at the scene before them and Chiron tangoed with Demeter while she tried to suck liquid cereal through a straw from some bottles that where attached to her straw hat.

But none of this matters to Annabeth, Nico and Grover as Percy struts on stage wearing nothing but hot pink high heels, boxers and a bra with apples in them, Poseiden sat on a bar stool and grabbed Zues's arm yelling as loudly as he could "That's my son!"

Annabeth had an epiphany. The punch was spiked. no wonder the Stoll brothers looked so pleased with themselves, they freaking drugged all the gods and... oh no where's Thalia? she thought nervously but she needn't have worried because she spotted Thalia just then streaking through the crowd. Luckily Hephaestus Tv had automatic blur, Zeus smiled proudly and nudged his brother "And that's my daughter!"

Luckily for them though Morpheus had some punch and used his powers to put everyone to sleep so that they'd wake up the next day with no memory of the night before but a pounding headache and a recording of the event on Hepheastus TV.

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