Hi this is a story I am going to work hard on, so please give me some reviews please, to at least let me know people are reading. I have already failed twice. Thanks.
Dear Book with weird moving squiggles on it,
Today I have just gotten you, and I am too mature to call this a journal, so I shall call you 'Blook'. And no, that is not a typo. Insert long boring sentence about being mature. What the...? Did you just do something to my... 'long and boring sentence about being mature'. Wow. Wait, you respond? Hmmmmmm... interesting. Well, my name, is it really important, Blook? Oh, it is? whine. Fine. My name is Itachi Uchiha. There. You happy, Blook? You are? bleep you. Wow, are you a clean slash annoying notebook-thingy? Fine, not notebook. Don't you dare talk to me like that, miss! Oh, wow, do you have a sharp tounge! Well, I must go right now, Deidara just blew something up. Him and his stupid clay. And hand mouths. And temper. Whatever.
Goodbye, I guess?
Itachi
Dear Blook,
Deidara blew up someone's room. I think his name is Kakuzu. I am new to the Akatsuki, and man, some of them are scary. I think I shall go see someone. Shut up, Hidan, I do not care about you teasing me for having a Blook! Anyway... Hmmm, who does this door belong too? Oh my Jashin! It's a shark! Oh Jashin, I said that aloud. He literally just started screamin stuff at me, like his name is Kisame, he is actually part shark, yada yada yada. Boring, right, Blook? See? We do have some stuff in common! BOOM! What the bleep was that? Oh no, did Deidara just blow up... MY ROOM? Oh, Jashin help him, I am so gonna get him back. Maybe ask Sasori, the puppet in the family, for some poison. And I shall take his clay. insert evil laugh, and some coughing at the end. Dang it! haven't mastered 'the laugh', yet.
See you soon,
Itachi
Dear Blook,
I have met the family dog, as I call him. His name is Tobi, and he says he has and evil other side named Madara. As if! It is so funny when he booms, even though I show no emotion, I still think it's funny. Hey, Tobi, have you seen any little plants running around? Zestu says they are hers, but she is NOT a plant. One nibbled on your leg? Oh Jashin, now I have a reason to lock my doors at night. Thank you so much. Wait, did you just say Jashin is stupid, Blook? Oh my Jashin, you would be cursed if you where human. But you are not, I shall say the stupid talking shark did. I don't care is he is not fully shark! Do I LOOK like a care? Exactly. How are you gonna tell him? You can't talk, walk, run, take a picture of a chipmunk on steroids, nothing, ok? NOTHING! Hmm, why does Pein not eat, drink, or sleep. IS HE A BLEEPING ZOMBIE? Ok, not cool, but wait, Deidara! Quit reading what I am writing! Oh, wait, Pein is just dead? Hmmm... Whoa. Poor guy. Or guys. Oh whatever. Anyway, I have taken your clay, and dlit it on fire, oh I also poisoned the play doh, so, whatever. LOL. HAHA DEIDARA! XD I am now laughing hysterically and he is screaming about having to but more, and replace Sasori's poison with grape juice. Hmmmm. He's not too smart, but smart... enough. Yeah, smart enough. Oh, Blook, he isn't reading over my shoulder anymore, so quit being a worry-wart. :P What is he doing? Oh, trying to find some clay that survived my fireballs. Yeah, I love my fire. Anyway, time to go. No I am not telling you what I am going to do, so leave me the bleep alone.
Bye,
An annoyed Itachi
I am sorry if you did not like that I blamed Kisame. I just needed SOMEONE to blame. Please review at least once so I know people are listening. :)