Disclaimer: I don't own anything—well, nothing recognizable. Everything belongs to Dick Wolf.
Yeah.
I always feel like I'm on a roll... but then I realize that it takes me countless months to write these stories. And they're always super short. Like, I'll be excited about writing 9,000, and then I discover a fic with over a million words. Anyways, the good news about this one... you wont be waiting three plus years for everything to be up because I've actually completed the entire thing!
Updates should be coming out every other day or so.
Oh, and if you've been on my profile before, you'll know that I had a story—also a Law & Order: SVU fic—called Vengeance. Let me make clear that it has nothing to do with that one.
WARNING! This is 100% a parody, and shouldn't be taken seriously!
Not that a timeline really matters in something like this, but I've set it during season 12. According to the airdates, and assuming that the episodes actually take place during that time period, the story takes place between episodes Pursuit, Bully and beyond.
Also, I have no grudges against Alex Cabot, so any Alex-bashing is purely for entertainment.
I also don't actually hate Sonya Paxton either, who will be making a strange appearance in the story.
As for Kim Greylek... meh. I think I speak for all of us when I say I never really liked her. Oh, for the stories sake, we're going to say that Kim Greylek stayed as an ADA up until season 12.
So... yeah. I hope you enjoy!
Please review—I love 'em! :D And I really really appreciate them!