Short Shadamy - Boating
Emerald park, a serene exspance of forest and lake. a quite place to go and relax after a lon...
"DAMN!" Okay, not so quite anymore, but still exstremely seren...
"I WILL TURN THIS PARK INTO A WASTELAND!" Well it was serene -.-'. After days and days of nagging, Amy had finally convinced Shadow to go on a row boat with her. The pink hedgehog had had an image of flowers and love hearts and romance, but she had failed to take into account that neither one of them knew the first thing about boats.
"Shadow, maybe i could give it a g..."
"No! we tried that earlier and we went around in circles for 20 minuets. Im getting the hang of it now. Besides you wanted it to be romant-THIS BOAT IS COMPAREABLE TO FAKER, ITS ANNOYING AND DOSN'T MAKE SENSE!" Shadow shouted as there boat collided with an innocent bystanders boat.
Amy sighed, it was almost noon and more people were going to show up. Shadow would explode. "oh well" Amy thought "I'm sure he'll calm down by the time we get home, then we could do...other things," Amy began to blush as her imagination ran rampant.
*THUD*
"ok, we're at the edge of the lake," Shadow said with a smirk.
"Ok then, i'll get out and find the guy at the boat shop," Amy beamed as she hopped out of the boat, enthusiastic at the thought of acting out the day-dream she'd had previous. with this in mind, Amy dashed off.
"uh...Amy!" But she had already gone.
20 minuets later and Shadow was still sat in the boat, watching people come and go. some of them couldn't help but laugh at the poor hedgehog. Due to sheer embarresement, Shadow had forgot that he possesed Chaos powers and so was un-able to teleport himself.
"I'm going to slaughter G.U.N, then i'm gonna blow-up the Doctor, and then im gunna Destroy that FAKER!" Needless to say that he had found a way to entertain himself.
"...*sigh* god this is embarresing, Rose could be ages yet...thats it, i'm getting out of here."
The ebony hedgehog stood and placed one foot on the river bank. *creak* The boat began to float away from the lakes edge. Shadow was now stood with one foot on solid ground and the other on the boat, his legs spread as far as they would go.
"ok, here goes!" Shadow through his other foot over the boat and underneath the lake edge. He slid on the moss and fell backwards...
*Splash*
Shadow pushed himself through the surface of the water. At the far end of the lake, Shadow could hear Amys Giggly "Oh no".
"I told you to stay in the boat," Amy sighed.
"I am the ultimate lifeform, i will not appear to be hepless!"
"Yet your heads sticking out of the water with an up-turned boat next to it." Shadow opened his mouth to retailiate, he sighed instead. "Just help me out..."
"Use chaos control?"
"...ah." And with a flash of green light, Shadow appeared next to amy.
"Can we go home now please?" Shadow begged as he dried himself off. Amys train of thought immediatly went back to her Day-dream.
"Oh god yes!" Amy squealed as she grabbed hold of Shadows arm and dragged him through the park.
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This is loosely based on the time Me and my Girlfriend went to skegness for a week back in april of 2011. it took me ages to dry out after i got out of the water -.- i felt like a right tit lol, but it did make her laugh ^.^ Enjoy!