Disclaimer: Don't own Bone nor will I ever. Nor do I own the books mentioned.

This idea I had about the girls discussing popular novels. So like a book club but Bones style. Popular books include Twilight, Harry Potter, Classical Lit, Chick Lit and others. This is all dialogue which is a first for me as a proper story. This is all set around 2012-2013

First up is Fifty Shades of Grey. Yeah this one may get a little weird.

ANGELA: So Bren, did you finish that book I lent you?

BRENNAN: Fifty Shades of Grey? I finished it the other night.

CAM: Fifty Shades of Grey? Isn't that novel a little risqué?

ANGELA: Well I found it to be more interesting than An Improper Aristocrat.

CAM: Be that as it may, I found it a little difficult to read.

ANGELA: Got a little hot for it Cam?

CAM: No I'm just not into BDSM or highly erotic situations.

BRENNAN: I'm not so interested in BDSM but I found it highly engaging.

CAM AND ANGELA: Highly engaging?

BRENNAN: As I am a writer, I tend be more observing than an average reader would. The detail was very…

CAM: Explicit?

BRENNAN: I wouldn't say that. It was explicit however I felt like the author was pushing too hard with some of the sex scenes. Some of the lines were a little strange as well.

CAM: I think I recall one about the narrator being a quivering moist mess before he has even touched her.

BRENNAN: I'm like that with Booth.

CAM: TMI Dr Brennan. TMI.

BRENNAN: I don't know what TMI means Cam.

ANGELA: Too much information. Cam didn't want to know about yours and Booth's sex life.

BRENNAN: Don't you feel uncomfortable Ange?"

ANGELA: Brennan, I'm still pressing about that omelette picture.

CAM: So, did you enjoy the book at all?

BRENNAN: Interesting but not one I would visit again anytime soon.

DAISY: (coming onto the platform) What wouldn't you visit again anytime soon Dr Brennan?

BRENNAN: A novel called Fifty Shades of Grey Miss Wick.

DAISY: Oh, I love that book. It gives me so many ideas about what Lance and I-

CAM: I need to dissect some organs. (walks away)

ANGELA: Yeah and I need to finish that facial reconstruction. (walks away)

BRENNAN: I need to do some files Miss Wick, if you can examine the bones that would be very helpful. (walks away)

DAISY: Was it something I said?