Dear Lord,
I know you made us all special, but personally… I'm too tall! I hit my head on every branch in sight, and all the other animals make fun of me. Even the super-hot armadillo next door won't talk to me, but she'll talk to Stinky the skunk like he's her best friend! If you could make me, I don't know, maybe three feet shorter, I'd be doing good. My neck even hates me! It's been popping in and out all week, so I've been walking' around with my head like a limp noodle.
Dad got attached by the lions today. We don't think he'll make it. Please help him too, if you don't mind. You're probably really busy so I'll leave you alone now. Thanks for every- BAM!
….IN HEAVIN…..
Wow Lord, you're really tall. I can't even se your head… Oh! Grandpa George!