"He says hes got a bomb big enough to wipe out half of Gotham. If that madman plans to use it, we've got to clear the city." Gordan said into his radio looking out to the distance of the bay."Alerting the public now would only cause a panic,I can't evacuate 10 million people on an empty don't even know if he's still in Gotham." The mayor responded. With a low scoff he turned off the radio.
"I'll stop him" The dark knight said crouching above him atop a building cape whipping in the wind wet from the mist of rain falling from the sky. "Joker will be extra cautious how are you planning on finding him?" soon as he turned around he was talking to a wall. Every damn time.
Her ankles where wrapped around the light fixture she swung herself back and forth watching the spot light go from one end of the room to the her blonde pig tails swung she extended her arms out swinging them with her . Harley imagined her self somewhere else. On a trapeze amazing everyone at the jokers show. They all clapped as jumped off and into her beloved Mr.J's arm They stared into each others eyes full of maddening love.
"Quin"
The voice interrupted her lime light fantasy. Harley jumped down and pressed herself very tightly against the bars "Call me Harley everyone does" she smiled with big eyes. "I need help" Barman said coldly. Harley chuckled and leaned back onto her bunk "Well, you've come to the right place."
"You know where he put it dont you" He said. Harley picked at her nails "No idea what youre talking about"
"The jokers got a bomb if he activates it this whole city will be blown away" She jumped up and pressed her face so hard against the bars the fat of her face was squished. He looked down at the blue eyed maniac excited as ever. He almost felt sorry for her she was a beautiful woman, just another pawn to be used for the joker."So you want me to help you find em!?" She smiled ear to ear.
The cell door opened and with a look on her face like a child on Christmas she darted out past the big bad bat. He snatched her wrist and yanked her back. "I don't have time for jokes. You help me find the Joker, and they'll write your ticket out of here." She looked up at his angry blue eyes not a speck of fun in them. "Cross me" he squeezed her wrist. "Ow!" She squealed out. "And ill make sure you STAY here". She pucker her bottom lip out and frowned blowing hair out of her face.
"I sense a lack of trust" Harley said yanking at her handcuffs. She was happy to be out she really was but she wanted to enjoy her ride in the batmobile like a human not a chained animal. A call came in through the screen on the dashboard. Robin popped up on the screen. "You sure you dont need any help keeping giggles under control?" He smiled. "No im fine" Batman replied in a steely tone. "Keep an eye out for any leads" Batman said ending the call.
She had popped out of her handcuffs. "Lets listen to the radio!" Harley smiled pressing a button. "No dont!" He wolfed at her with a raspy voice. She had pushed the booster sending them speeding down perdition bridge. Batman slammed on the emergency brake sending harley jolting forward if not for the seat belt she would have flown right through the glass.
He turned to her and growled. "Listen to me... You don't touch ANYTHING, say ANYTHING or do ANYTHING unless I tell you!" He was so scary. Joker was scary too much he was so funny! Batman was a stone faced brooder. She took her hands and shoved them in her lap with a pout. She acted like a child Bruce wondered how she was ever a doctor and how joker broke her to this point..."So far, Joker hasn't been seen at any of his old hideouts. I want you to show me the last place he used when he escaped."
It was an old run down church in the more slum parts of park row. After numerous break ins the pastor had moved to another church in the greater gotham area and it was left run down. She walked in front of him leading the way. The doors were locked with a chain around them. Batman took a lock pick out of his utility belt.
"Ah ah ah" Harley said waving her finger at him she searched for a brick and pulled out a loose one she reached her hand in the hole and pulled out a key. She smiled as she went to unlock the chains but batman snatched the key from her and opened it himself. "Show off" Harley hissed.
"Do your detective stuff im going to change into something more comfortable" Harley said taking off her clothes right in front of him. Batman averted his eyes to a wall posted with all types of papers. She walked around in her birthday suit leaving her arkham uniform laying on the floor. He was pretending not to look too busy being all serious but she knew he was looking in the corner of his eyes.
Alright he was looking. How could he not. She was shaped very nicely her skin looked creamy and soft. No matter how crazy she was you couldnt say she wasnt beautiful. Even though she had her back to him every so often she would turn peeking a cherry blossom colored nipple. Batman put his attention to the evidence. He saw some candid photographs of the mayor outside of his office and home. There were also some of Gordon out to eat with Barbara. Batman furred his brow and crumbled the photo up. He leaned over to a desk and opened a drawer.
There was a click and before he could react he was hit with a net that wrapped him up in bows. He fell to the floor struggling against the brightly colored ribbons. Harley looked over and smiled at him. She stood in front of him completely naked giving him a full frontal view. "See what happens when you go poking your pointy nose in things" Batman bared his teeth at her. She sat down on top straddling him.
"Quin..." He said with a warning tone. She leaned forward letting her breasts press against his suit and whispered in his ear "Relax B-man" She sat back up and took off his utility belt. "I just have to know" She smiled reaching around the pants of his suit. "Know what" He questioned.