Tsukune: Evening everyone and welcome to the Rosario + Vampire Season II special.
Outer Moka: It's so exciting that we get a second season.
Tsukune: Tonight, we'll start things off with fan mail. Hey, where are Kurumu, Mizore, and Yukari?
Outer Moka: They went out to fetch the fan mail.
Kurumu: We're back!
Kurumu, Yukari, and Mizore arrive with a huge bag of fan mail.
Yukari: This is too much for just the three of us.
Mizore: We should have asked Kokoa to get it.
Kurumu: Tsukune! (Holding him with embrace), it's so great that we get a second season…ugh!
Mizore freezes Kurumu.
Kurumu: What the heck was that for?!
Mizore: If Tsukune is dead, we'll never get a third season.
Tsukune: We should probably start reading the fan mail.
Tsukune picks up a letter.
Fan mail #1: Hey I was wondering what happened to the Lilth's Mirror from season 1
Ruby: I can answer that.
Yukari: Ruby!
Ruby: You see; the headmaster hid the mirror in a special place for all his magical items, while Lilth is working for the headmaster.
Kurumu: Let's get to the next letter.
Fan mail #2: Dear Kurumu, can you …
Kurumu: Next letter!
Yukari: My turn.
Fan mail #3: Dear Mizore, do you stalk Tsukune 24/7.
No, I take bathroom breaks.
Tsukune: Huuhhhh?
Kokoa: Moving on.
Fan mail #4: Dear news club females, why do you like Tsukune so much? He's such an average guy. Now Ginei is a great guy…
Kokoa tosses out the letter.
Kurumu: These letters aren't that good.
Tsukune: Come on guys, not all letters are bad.
Tsukune picks up a letter.
Fan mail # 5: Dear Tsukune, …
Tsukune: Time for the next segment.
Kurumu: What's the letter say?
Tsukune: Oh, nothing.
Outer Moka grabs the letter and reads it out loud.
Outer Moka: Dear Tsukune, if you had to pick between the girls, who would it be.
All eyes stare at Tsukune.
Tsukune: Well, we're all out of time. On to the next segment of this special.
Outer Moka: In this segment, we'll have a special guest tell us about the Witch's Knoll in the human world.
Tsukune: Wait WHAT!?
Outer Moka turns on the TV.
Outer Moka: Kyouko, are you there?
Kyouko: Kyouko Aono reads you loud and clear.
Tsukune: Kyo, what are you doing there?
Kyouko: Hey Tsuki. Moka asked me to check the condition of the Witch's Knoll.
Ruby: You have to tell me, how is it there?
Kyouko: Well, there's still protesting, but the protesting is pushing the construction companies back.
Yukari: Isn't that great Ruby.
Ruby: Uh-hunh.
Kokoa: Now for our special live guests, Ageha Kuruno and Tsurara Shirayuki
Ageha: Hold on a minute, I didn't know she would be here.
Tsurara: Yeah, I've already prepared a list of insults for you.
Ageha: WHAT?!
Tsukune: Ladies, please…
The two start to fight.
Outer Moka: Tsukune!
Tsukune is thrown into Moka.
Tsukune: Moka?
Inner Moka: I am really getting tired of these two.
Tsukune :( I must have accidently pulled off her Rosario)
Inner Moka: It's time for you two to learn your place.
Inner Moka kicks Ageha and Tsurara into submission.
Tsukune: Well it's time for the last segment; the top 5 battles. Now let's see the results.
5. Moka vs. Tsukune (Ghoul)
Mizore: It wasn't much of a fight.
Kurumu: Don't remind me of that!
4. Yukari vs. Garigari plants
Yukari: Yes, I'm on the list.
3. Tsukune vs. Saizo
Tsukune: Wow.
2. Tsukune and Moka vs. Hokuto
Tsukune: (Hokuto…)
1. Moka vs. Kahlua
Kurumu: Hold it, why does Moka get first place?
Tsukune: Well it was a fan favorite.
Kurumu: But we were there too.
Yukari: We were knocked down in no time flat.
Tsukune: Well, that's all the time we have for now. See you next time.
-Later that night-
Outer Moka: Everyone did a good job tonight
Tsukune: Yeah, but you did well too Moka.
Outer Moka: Tsukune
Tsukune: Moka
Outer Moka: Tsukune…I…
Tsukune: Huh?
Outer Moka: want to drink your blood. Capu-chu.
Tsukune: Aaaghhh!
The End