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Japan's cheeks were flushed and his eyes were lowered to the sidewalk for he felt rather embarrassed for America.
"It is a tissue and made out of plastic which makes it better. This heroic plastic tissue can be used for other things." America commented happily and Japan's hands covered his face in sheer embarrassment.
'It is a Condom not a tissue.' Japan thought to himself and he was not able to voice it to America for there was hardly a chance to get a word in. 'It is used for protected sex.'
America opened up the package that contained the condom and used it to blow his nose. Japan shook his head and his cheeks were burning for why must America do such a thing out in public.
"Like carrying fluids-" America started to say, but then Japan interrupted and he just spaced out for a moment not really listening to Japan's words.
"America that is not something one would talk about in public." Japan managed to say and he noticed America was not really paying attention.
"Such as water. Plus it could also carry Cola." America finished and then he gave Japan a bright smile that showed off all of his white teeth. "Umm, What were you saying before?"
"Never mind, America." Japan muttered softly and he gently bite his lip.
'I thought America was talking about some other kind of fluids.' Japan mentally thought and his cheeks were red. 'America is rather innocent and I do not wish to take away that child like innocent.'
"Anyway, I can literally put my mouth on it and blow into it. Which makes this plastic tissue into a sweet balloon." America commented cheerfully and then he smiled happily at Japan. Not really noticing Japan is not looking at him or the fact Japan was too busy picturing it.
Japan mentally pictured America putting the condom onto his lips and blowing into it. He couldn't look at America and his cheeks felt as if they were on fire.
"When I feel rather lazy and don't want to do any extra dishes. I put some scoops of ice cream and a banana that has been cut into it. I do not even have to use a spoon or anything. I can simply push the plastic up and eat my Banana spilt Ice Cream. Plus none of it spills out and not a bit of it slips out of my mouth." America said calmly and his blue eyes were wide. "It is really neat and I love this plastic tissue because I can use it for a lot of things."
Japan coughed and he looked away from America. His cheeks were flushed and it does not help that what America says at times makes him think rather perversely.
"I have a lot of these heroic and cool plastic tissues at my home." America commented calmly and his hand was on Japan's shoulder. "I just have to show you the coolness of it."
Before Japan could say a word or anything. America smiled brightly at him and Japan couldn't find it in himself to reject America's offer.
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