Between the Two

by Tarlyn

...in which we tell what would have happened if those two werewolves actually tried to find out who would win: Magnus Bane or Dumbledore. I've been bored.

1. Round 1

ROUND 1: SPELLS

In which…

"Say, what's that you've got there?" Dumbledore smiled slightly.

"It's called a 'wand'. And that…that book you have?"

"This? It's the White Book," said Magnus Bane.

"It doesn't look very white."

"The Downworlder who made this was colorblind."

"The what?"

"Downworlder."

"?"

"Never mind. And why does it look like your wand is made of a bunch of balls?" To which Dumbledore finds this perverted and offensive so…

"AVADA KEDAVRA!"

Dumbledore wins.