The Chorus is Trunks, Pan, Goten, Marron, and Bra


My Wife's Ex-Boyfriend

Krillin: When he was seeing her you could see he had his doubts,

Vegeta: And now he's missing her because he knows he's missing ooouuutt,

Goku: And now it's haunting him,

The memories like grandpa's ghost,

Gohan: And he's so terrified because no one else even comes close.

Chorus:

He's the guy you should feel sorry for,

He had the world but he thought he wanted more,

I owe my life to the mistake he made back then,

I owe it all to my mom's ex-boyfriend

So then along comes Dad this undeserving mess. Who would believe his life would be so blessed

Vegeta: Two seasons ago when you left all that debris,

Gohan: Who would've know he would leave everything I need,

Chorus:

He's the guy you should feel sorry for,

He had the world but he thought he wanted more,

I owe my life to the mistake he made back then,

I owe it all to my mom's ex-boyfriend

If it wasn't for him

Goku: I would still be searchin'

If it wasn't for him

Gohan: I wouldn't know my best friend

If it wasn't for him

Vegeta: He would be able to see

Krillin: That if it wasn't for him he'd be as happy as me

Gohan: When she and I settle down you can bet

Goku: That he is gonna have to settle for less

Krillin: He's someone I used to be

Vegeta: I got the girl and he's left with just a memory

Chorus:

He's the guy you should feel sorry for,

He had the world but he thought he wanted more,

I owe my life to the mistake he made back then,

I owe it all to my mom's ex-boyfriend

If it wasn't for him

Vegeta: I would still be searchin'

If it wasn't for him

Krillin: I wouldn't know my best friend

If it wasn't for him

Gohan: He would be able to see

Goku: That if it wasn't for him he'd be as happy as me


Just a little reminder of my existance. SO basically the DBZ fathers and children are singing about of the losers their wives and mothers dated before them (whether or not they existed) So yeah. I love Vegeta's lines. Never fear I shall return. Next week. If I'm lucky. Maybe.

-SAvior Ps. Bonus points if you can guess the song and artist!