I wrote this because the Snickerdoodles told me to.
…Sneaky cookie bastards.
*Reeeeewwwwrrrriiiiiteeeeeee (Well, I just fixed some errors, but, well, you catch my drift.)
Me: Well, uh… hi… this is… uh… Rune Factory… I chat with the characters… make Eunice do the Truffle Shuffle… you know… Well, I think we should start with-
*A portal appears and Toushirou Hitsugaya from Bleach pops out*
Toushirou: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back the hell up! Why is it that you torture us, but when it comes to your beloved Rune Factory characters, you're all, "Would you like some tea Barrett? Maybe you would enjoy a crumpet, Bianca?"
Me: Well, well, well… looks like somebody's jealous of my divided and unequal attention.
Toushirou: Oh screw this *Shunpo's the hell out of wherever I am*
Me: I guess Rune Factory peeps wouldn't get it… you see, I used to feed him dead puppies and now he takes it all personal-
Commercial Break
Announcer: Stop in the name of love! Have you ever been greatly annoyed by commercial breaks?
Bianca: There isn't even a TV in this game…
Announcer: This product is known all over the world-
Bianca: My daddy owns every known product in the world, and this isn't one of them-
Announcer: You just need to give us your address, phone number, holiday, festival, and regular schedule! Then you can easily skip commercial-
Bianca: That doesn't really make sense-
Announcer: *Takes off costume and turns out to be Stella* "You know kid, you always gotta f*** everything up! I would've given you Raguna's schedule too, since like most Harvest Moon characters he can't wait to buy crap he can barely afford, but noooo, you gotta be all rich bitch and criticize my every freakin move! So go screw yourself, you Erica cosplayer!"
Me: You kinda do look like Erica…
Stella: No… I think it's more of the personality.
Me: You know… she kind of looks like a blue-haired Teto.
Stella: They need to stop making Vocaloids. I can't keep count of them all.
Bianca: Shut up! *Runs away screaming something about her pig monster she tried being all cool about since it was given a name that sounds French, and everyone thinks French stuff is fancy like French desserts; and does anyone see those French perfumes? Oh lord there so weird, it's like-
Director: YOU'RE STILL IN YOUR- OH WHAT ARE THEY CALLED… IT STARTED WITH AN A… OH WHATEVER! YOU'RE STILL IN YOUR HOLD DOWN SHIFT KEY AND PRESS EIGHT!
Cinnamon: Wow, you people are so well educated…
Candy: *Hits Cinnamon over the head with a baseball bat, hard. Blood starts coming out of Cinnamon's scalp and sooner or later she stops squirming*
Lara: We should treat her- oh she's dead, looks like it's too late *nonchalant voice*
Kanno: We'll miss her deeply *also apathetic*
Eunice: But you're her grandfather!
Kross: "DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE"
Eunice: What…?
Me: You heard him! Kross want Truffle Shuffle!
Eunice: But, I'm a girl…
Erik: Whaaat?
*The whole place turns to bedlam*
Rita: Why must I have such a hideous daughter!
Eunice: ):
Turner: I wish I never met you at that gas station! *slaps Rita* You damn hooker!
Rita: You didn't meet me at a gas station…
Turner: ….Oh…
*Whale Island appears and slowly falls toward the ground*
Iris Noire: I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYY, I BELIEVE I CAN FALL ON THE GROUND AND KILL THAT BITCHY BIANCA~
Iris Blanche: Guess what, Iris?
Iris N.: What is it, Iris?
Iris B.: I'm painting a picture of Bianca getting ripped apart by marijuana-sniffing dogs!
Iris N.: I love how we both use our creative talents to show our hatred for a girl we never met before, yet somehow know what she looks like!
Iris B.: Yes, we are wonderful!
Me: Jeese, are these guys narcissistic or what?
*Whale Island reaches the ground and only one person is under the island. She isn't a game character though. She's Kotonoha Katsura from the anime School Days*
Me: HAHAHA… NICE WHALE.
If anyone gets the references I'll love you forever. I'll give you a virtual cookie too! They're only 250 calories a piece, and taste like nothings there! 'Cause nothing is there, it's… just your imagination. Now that I think about it, it would just be a huge loss… how about virtual lettuce! It's like water! But, you can't have water next to a computer or else you might spill it all over…
Well, review or else you'll have to watch Eunice do the Truffle Shuffle! Unless you're into that kind of stuff; if that's the case… then… you…can't… see her do it…? 0.e