Disclaimers:
Inspired by characters and situations created by Aaron Sorkin,Thomas Schlamme, John Wells, NBC, Warner Brothers Television Production Inc., and who knows what others. Do not distribute for profit or without notification please. Adapted for poetry by putting them on a board and driving a few nails through them.
For WW fans: Haiku on the Senior Staff and other notables… In no particular order…
Madison snowfalls:
Pure. Hopeful. Alabaster.
Donnatella Moss.
Harvard law jackass
As 'Ave Maria' plays,
Joshua Lyman.
Fly-fishing with dad.
He will forget, she will not.
Claudia Jean Cregg.
Lion in winter,
Is there one last good fight left?
Leo McGarry.
Father, brother, son.
The saddest man in the world.
Tobias Ziegler.
Doctor. Mother. Wife.
So, this is why you take vows.
Abigail Bartlet.
Written in margins,
A spring woman-child's daydream:
Zoey Bartlet-Young.
A what-might-have-been
But for special election:
Congressman Seaborn.
A light before dawn,
"Joy cometh in the morning."
Josiah Bartlet.
A hit on the head-
A feminist in a thong-
Ms. Amy Gardner.
Goldfish in a bowl.
Pulitzer in the fourth row.
Danny Concannon.
Arlington Christmas.
Silent snow blankets her boys.
Mrs. Landingham.
Alpaca farmer
Overthrows the government.
Debbie Fiderer.
Connecticut cops
Stop dangerous Hispanic.
Justice Mendoza.
Please pay attention
And watch what I am saying:
I'm Joey Lucas!
You could lead the charge!
Just call me Satan's bagman,
Pollster Al Kiefer.
Come to my meeting
And tell me what to believe.
Vice President Hoynes.
Got my PhD.
But no one's called me "Doctor."
Madeline Hampton.
Hands off the lady
And you remember my name:
Charlie Young. Jackass.
What do we do here?
We can't tell you what it means.
I'm Ed, he's Larry.
The ten-word answer
Seems like nine words too many.
Governor Ritchie.
(Do I get bonus credit since that is a ten-word answer?)
Need education?
Try freezing in Nashua
And Vote Matt Santos.
That thing with the rug,
One last question unanswered.
Percy Fitzwallace.
Stooging for Russell
When he used to make it rain,
Where's our Will Bailey?
There are more, but for another day…
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