Title: Milk of a Chicken
Chapter: One
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Some of Gundam Wing
Disclaimers: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by the company that controls Gundam Wing. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Blame this on left over holiday cheer. And Eggnog. shifty eyes
"Hey Heero."
"..."
"Heero"
"..."
"Heeerrrroooooooo."
"What do you want, Duo?"
"You want some chicken milk?"
"..."
"Well? Do you?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Chicken milk!"
"..."
"Milk of chicken."
"..."
"Lait de poule."
"Duo no baka."
"Uh uh. You don't get to call me an idiot just because you don't know what chicken milk is."
"..."
"So can I get you some chicken milk?"
"... fine."
"Yay. Now how do you want it? Plain? With rum? There's dark, white, and spiced? Or you could have it with rye instead..."
"Duo..."
"Yes Heero?"
"Just give me the bloody eggnog."
AN: Yes, the literal translation for lait de poule (French for eggnog) is milk of chicken.