Boring, Sunday. Slow, boring Sunday. Tony and Ziva are reading McGee's newest novel. Gibbs is on one of his coffee runs and McGee is with Abby.
Gibbs' phone starts to ring, Tony and Ziva look at each other wondering what to do.
"You answer it" Says Ziva
"No, you answer it" replies Tony
"Answer it" Ziva says calmly
Tony answers the phone in a gruff voice trying to imitate Gibbs'.
"Special Agent Gibbs"
Tony listens to what the person on the other line is saying.
"Okay, I will send my two best Agents," He winks at Ziva "Yes that charming Anthony DiNozzo and Ziva"
Tony hangs up and starts to say
"Were going to litt…"
Gibbs is standing right behind him. How long has he been standing there? Tony mouths to Ziva, The whole time she mouthed back with a small smile on her face. Tony turns to Gibbs and he gets a Gibb-slap on the head.
"Sorry Boss, its just your phone was ringing and you weren't here, and I don't know if you can use voicemail and well... Ziva made me do it.
Blaming Ziva earned him another smack on the back of the head.
"You were saying, DiNozzo?"
"Oh umm, were needed at little creak and I said that Ziva and I would be there"
"Go" was all that Gibbs said and it was all he had to. Tony and Ziva jumped up, grabbed their gear and got out of their as fast as they could.
On the drive over Ziva was getting a little uncomfortable, Tony hadn't realized it but Ziva was in love with him, she knew it and she just didn't know what to say or how to act. Being in a confined space with him was getting torturous, she thought of what she should do.
Kiss him? no that would never work, say I LOVE YOU!, no that would freak him out. This internal battle went on for a while and Tony was thinking almost the exact same thing.
They got to the house they were supposed to be at, and Ziva got a plan. She saw the metro cops and looked for their boss. She spotted him just a little bit away, he was old, balding and fat so she had her plan and started to walk over their.
Ziva did her best attempt at inept flirting, hoping the 'boss' would respond. As she did a coy little smile, the boss guy's face lit up like a Christmas tree.
"Um, hi im Ziva, oh well Officer David," she winked at him "But feel free to call me Ziva"
The Guy looked astounded and replied
"Im umm… Gary, Gary besho"
"Well Gary, umm Mr. Besho, you guys can pack up coz we will take over the crime scene now"
"Well Ziva, oh and call me Gary, that's against regulations,"
Ziva stuck out her bottom lip and stated to pout.
"But regulations like rules are there to be broken right"
Ziva smiled hugely and Gary yelled to his crew of cops
"Pack up NCIS is here," then she said to Ziva quietly "Here's my card"
And he walked away, Phase one of Ziva's plan had worked.
Tony had been watching this back for the car, and he saw Ziva's flirting and thought it was for real. When Ziva came over to him and said
"Wanna investigate?"
He replied "Why should I?"
