READ FIRST: Ok just to warn you- this is a very weird, very strange thing that came to me a while ago when an old friend of mine and I
were drinking and reminiscing about the good old days of writing fanfiction together... but if you like it review =)
oh and i can seem to make spaces between the verses so i put a point at the end of each- i hope it's not too big a distraction
it's slash, remus and sirius are having a discussion while under a limerick-hex and seeing as Kreacher shows up at one point i guess it's during Harrys 5th year
Disclaimer: nothing belongs to me just those crazy limericks
Remus: Oh Sirius I know you can be
Pretty suave when it comes to me
But I think you should go
Since I'm sure that I know
It's not right- well, can't you see?
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Sirius: Come on Moony, this is not wrong.
We belong together, I knew all along!
And you love me too-
I'm Serious- I know that it's true!
And if you don't believe me, I'll sing you a song…
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Remus: Don't you dare- and don't use that pun!
It's stupid- and so overdone…
This's not some kind of joke-
I mean I'm in love with a bloke!
So be honest with me- stop making fun!
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Sirius: HA HA- so you said you're in love?
Remus flustered: oh shit… ohm- look there- - it's a dove!
Look there on that- uh - weird looking –uhm- object…?
Sirius: Remus-Stop changing the fucking subject!
Remus: But you know that I can't be in love!
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Sirius: Oh shut it- now you're being mean…
Remus: … I'm sorry… But have You ever seen
A werewolf, let alone one that's gay?
Kreacher: What would my poor mistress say…
Sirius agritated: Out Kreacher or I'll turn you green!
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Sirius: Moony- I love you, and you love me
It really is perfect- I mean honestly!
It's not hard to miss
So give me a kiss
Or I'll do it- I tell you- you'll see!
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-The End-
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Review with ease, please.