Lucy van Pelt Poem
Diagnosing problems is what I do
But hey I am no doctor and sometimes my solutions to your problems
Don't work like they should you did nothing wrong
So you shouldn't feel too bad about what you did and didn't do
But hey for a kid I make a pretty penny out of it too
But when a certain dog that goes by the name Snoopy
Licks me or kiss me or whatever I simply go ewww