"this might come as a shock to you, xigbar, but," vexen started
"just tell me what it is! i can take it doc" xigbar said, shutting his eye tight and bracing himself
"I'm not a doctor yet xigbar"
"ok i don't care just Tell ME"
"all of outer space…is gay"
xigbar opened his eyes and stared at vexen
"just so you know"
"omg that was it? i thought u were gonna tell me i had a disease. EVERYONE knows outer space is gay vexen!"
vexed stared really wide eyed. "r u sure? everyone?"
"yes of course! hey demux"
demyx looked up from his sitar "what"
"did u know that outer space is gay?"
demyx laughed "omfg of course i knew outer space is gay! everyone knows that"
vexed opened his mouth. he couldn't believe it. how did he not know outer space was gay?
he went over to his 2 bffs in the organization
"lexaeus did u know that all of outer space is gay?"
lexaeus nodded. "of course vexen. why is that a surprise"
he looked down at zexion who was reading a book. "zexion" he didn't answer
vexen slapped the book out of his hand and zexion screamed
"why did you do that i was reading that" "i don't care i need to ask you something" "for the last time vexen i will not illegally obtain c-4 explosives for you" "no not that"
vexen bent down to get on eye level with him. "did you know…that all of outer space-" "is gay?"
vexed was shocked. he finished the sentence
"of course i know outer space is gay, vexen, anyone with eyes can see that. even blind people probably know"
"HOW COME I DIDNT KNOW OUTER SPACE WAS GAY?"
"probably because you keep forgetting about the astronomy part of science. oh well. at least u know now right? knowledge is power"
vexen stormed off. he was a failure for not realizing outer space's true gayness