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A/N: Geez I'm so mature
JD watches Turk watch TV as they sit in the apartment.
"I want to tell him I'm seeing Perry but I don't know how to start."
"Dude pass the chips" Turk didn't break his stare at the screen.
"Turk and I, we've been together since college, not 'together' together, but together. 'Dude, I'm gay for Dr Cox... Or I'm bi. Probably bi.'... too blunt? I wish there was an easier way"
JD pictures himself and Turk playing hangman. I'M SL_ _PING WITH DR COX. Turk: "Is there an... 'e'?"
JD: "Why yes! Yes there is"
"What are you thinking 'bout VB?"
"Wanna play hangman?"
"What?"
"Never mind"
"What if he hates me? I can't lose my Chocolate bear! What if he gets grossed out? And then he wants me to move out? And I end up living in a tent or something? And he never speaks to me again? And he gets rid of Rowdy? Never!"
"But then Perry said I could tell my friends. What if when I don't he thinks it's because I don't want to be with him? And he dumps me? And then Turk finds out anyway? And then I'd be in a tent, without a boyfriend and a half torched Rowdy who I had to rescue from a raving Turk and frostbite cuz it'll be winter soon." JD saw a blue version of himself shaking with icicles hanging off his nose, "I wonder if you could make a snow dog to go with a snowman..."
JD put his fists to his temples and grimaced as the thoughts flew through his head faster and faster. "I love Cox!" He blurted very loudly.
Turk's jaw dropped. "Well that's killing two birds" JD thought