So, this is my really bad attempt at humour. I actually wrote this a while back, but never had the guts to share it with anyone. I hope someone else finds it as funny as I did when I wrote it.

Disclaimer: I do not own either of the shows, nor the characters, mentioned in this story. All rights belong to the series' creators and liscensed owners.


The Puppet Master

Sasori stared at his left hand momentarily. Carefully he lifted it in front of him, waggling his fingers. At the same time he lifted his left leg in the air, bending it at the knee. He put his arm and leg down and raised his right arm, mimicking the motion. He began to alternate this pattern as he turned in a circle, before proceeding to "go crazy."

He stopped, shocked to see a certain blonde in the doorway. Deidara smirked, and fled from the scene.

"Guys, guys! Sasori thinks he's Elijah Wood, yeah!" he heard the young man shriek down the corridor.

The redhead sighed. That was the last time he watched "yo gabba gabba" in the base.