urrgh. I'm new to Fanfiction [if you couldn't tell This is my first story...so, I'm so very confused as to how to upload stories and such. xDD;;...

Right. Well, I rated it M for mature, because I'm scared to death I'll screw up and accidentally rate it T or something, but the song Demyx sings towards the end might be mature content...? Also, I dunno if the fact that they're running for a political position might make the story unsuitble for younger audiences. ... D:

oh, uh...I've seen this in other stories. Sometimes people put little Disclaimers like "I didn't invent Kingdom Hearts" or something like that, so I suppose I'll give that a try, so I don't take credit for inventing the game [because I didn't.

I didn't invent Kingdom Hearts, or the characters. I'm only writing a fanfiction.

oh! And The song Demyx sings at the end isn't invented by me either; It's a song by Nirvana, called "Rape me".

"And that, my friends, is why I am the most qualified candidate to be elected as your ruler." Xemnas said, in his usual, slowly annunciated way of speaking.

Xigbar sharply kicked him, and Xemnas added, "Your fairly elected leader."

The crowd didn't seem to notice, for they all leapt out of their seats, and cheered madly, screaming Xemnas' name. Xemnas raised his hand as a way of saying thanks, as he walked away from the microphone, and off the stage.

"He did it again."

"What again?"

"Slipped."

"And said what?" The red head asked the cloaked schemer.

"You're supposed to be dead, stop talking."

Zexion turned away from Axel, and continued his conversation with a more tolerable member.

Axel scowled, and turned to another member in the group as well. He eyed Flower-Boy, and a malevolent grin spread across his face.

"Hello, Marley," he said, while sitting down next to him, so that his thigh was right up against Marluxia's. He placed his nearest hand on Marluxia's thigh as well, just to tick him off.

Marluxia began to blush, deeply.

"Awww, what's wrong, Marley-baby?"

"A-Ax…uh, Axel. P-please stop."

"But why, Marley?" Axel stroked Marluxia's thigh ever so slightly. Marluxia blushed even more.

"Knock it off," Lexaeus growled from the other side of the limousine. "Stop picking on Flower-Boy."

Axel slid off the seat, and crawled across the floor over to an empty seat. "I'm just so lonely!" he whined from the floor placing his hands on the seat, sort of hugging it, "After…Roxy left us." He laid his head down on the seat.

"Sit down and shut up, back there, would you?" Luxord called from the driver's seat.

Silence fell upon the limo for a brief moment. That is, until, Axel decided to take out the PlayStation 2 out of a nearby compartment, and press a button to make a TV slide down from the ceiling. Before anybody knew it, Axel was lip locking the main character of Bully with every possible male that walked by in the game.

"I'm Jimmy, and Trent represents Roxy." A few minutes later, he declared, "I'm still Jimmy, and Kirby represents Roxy." After his third comparison to Roxas, the others stopped listening to Axel. That is, until, he began giggling madly. Axel glanced around, and after realizing he had everybody's attention, he said, "I'm Jimmy, and Mandy the cheerleader is Roxas." While suffering from a giggle fit, Zexion reached over, and unplugged the PS2.

"Awww, that was really mean, Zexion!" the redhead angrily whined.

"Stop talking. You're a disgrace."

Axel frowned, and took his Roxas doll out of his pocket and hugged it.

"You're pathetic," the emo one said, shaking his head.

Xemnas glared at Xigbar, after shutting the closet door behind him.

"Why," he said, speaking slowly, and over-pronouncing every word as he usually did, "Did you strike me back during my speech?"

"Because, sir," Xigbar hastily added, "These people won't choose you to lead them if you keep calling yourself 'their ruler'. You have to play by their rules, sir."

"I see." And with that, Xemnas opened the closet door, and strolled out of the building, and towards the limo, waiting for him outside.

A confused Xigbar, unsure if Xemnas really did understand what he was trying to say, decided against asking questions, and followed Xemnas obediently.

"QUICK, XALDIN, GET OUT OF THE LIMO!" Luxord bellowed into the back of the limo. "HE'S COMING, AND HE'LL BE PISSED IF YOU'RE NOT WAITING OUTSIDE!"

Xaldin sighed, put on his sunglasses, and stepped outside of the limo, where he waited by the door. Just as he stood still, Xemnas turned round the corner, with Xigbar following behind. "Good morning, sir," Xaldin greeted Xemnas. Xemnas simply nodded as Xaldin opened the door, allowing the air-conditioned breeze from inside the limo to escape out into the hot summer atmosphere.

After everybody was in the car, and had congratulated Xemnas on another perfect speech [They were always perfectly delivered, Demyx decided to break the silence by playing a song on his sitar. He glanced around, to receive looks of encouragement from the other passengers, but the only look he received was from Zexion that said, "If you play a single note on that damned thing, I swear to God I'll kill you" Demyx just smiled in return, and brushed his fingers across his sitar, creating an actually enjoyable melody to listen to. That is, until he began to sing.

"Rape me.

Rape me, my friend.

Rape me.

Rape me, again."

He glanced up smiling, only to see that everyone in the car was sending him the death stare. He made a wise decision, and stopped playing his sitar.

...urrr. Should I even keep going with this story...?

Thanks for reading though. 33