Joker Log-Arkham Asylum
It turns out that Scarecrow escaped last night, but he'll be back, they always come back. It makes me wonder what the Bat does after he brings one of us in. Most think that he just returns to his little cave or whatever, but I have a feeling he goes out drinking with his little bird. I bet it's the only way he deals with his miserable life, and let's face it, chasing after every last one of us when we break out is a very miserable existence indeed. I wonder if that's the only time he smiles, when he is so drunk that he starts singing karaoke. Now, there is something that makes me grin, just the thought of it makes me giggle, Batman singing karaoke, could there be anything more hilarious?
Anyway back to Scarecrow's escape. I don't really know the guy that well, something about running around in a scarecrow costume scaring people to death is just a little too cliché for me. It's so predictable, and sad. The guy got picked on when he was a kid, so what? How original is that? Cry, cry, no one loved me, get the hell over it. There are bigger and better things out there, such as killing all of Gotham for a laugh. Seriously, I break out and they have every cop from Gotham and the surrounding areas out and about looking for me, not to mention the Bat and his annoying little rat monkeys. I bet he just sits in the shadows somewhere and leaves his little bird to handle Scarecrow. It's pretty bad when even the Bat doesn't think you're worth the time it takes to capture you and toss you back in here.
Anyhow, on to more important things, I'm told that they will be restarting me on those wonderful little happy drugs of mine within the next week, and I am just so excited. It was great; I gave them such a show. I told them how I hated those things and how they disrupted my life. I honestly didn't think I was that great of an actor, but I must be because they bought every last single word of it. It really was a good time. I am considering that as a good time. I really do need to get out of here. Unfortunately, that will have to wait until my beautiful happy drugs that I miss so much have been returned to me. Then I can focus, plan, and ultimately get the hell out of here. It will be glorious. I think watching Arkham burn to the ground will be almost as much fun as messing with and torturing the Bat.