Title: Do something crazy
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: PG
Pairing: Bruce/Darcy
Words: 487
Spoilers/Warnings: Some swear words.
Summary: Darcy is drunk. And Bruce isn't.

„That is not fair!" Darcy was a bit pissed. She was already drunk since her second beer and Bruce? "You are not even a bit drunk! Tell your green Daddy that this is not fair! He can't destroy every legal poison I give to you."
"Do you want him to come out and discuss that with you?", asks Bruce with a smile.
"No thanks", answers Darcy ironically, "Just stay this charming, not green, Mr. Nice Guy that you are." She tooks another sip from her beer, even when she knew she already had way too much. But who cares? It was a warm night and Bruce asked her, her, Darcy Lewis, the only person in that stupid Avengers tower, who had absolutely no function or work to do, to join him with a beer on the terrace.
Darcy looks to Bruce: "Have you ever did something crazy?" And before Bruce could answer she adds: "I mean, before you met your green Daddy?"
"Crazy?", asks Bruce slightly irritated.
"Yeah, crazy. Like did something that scared you? Having a living tiger as a pet or took off your shoes to walk over glowing coal or something like that?"
"Did you did those things?" Darcy could tell from the shifting in Bruce's voice that he was curious.
"The shoe thing but believe me...", she stops.
"What?", asks Bruce.
"Nevermind, what were you like in College?" Bruce was about to answer, but Darcy stops him by putting her hand over his mouth, "No, no, don't say a word. I picture you as the neardy speaker of the science club, who always had his hand in his pockets and messy hair." She looks at his hair, "Ok, you still have messy hair. But am I right about the rest?"
Bruce was about to answer again, but Darcy was way to drunk to let him say a word and interrupts him again: "Ah forget the past. Let's get out of this stupid tower and search something crazy to do!"
"You really want me to do something crazy?"
"I will but first, lock your stupid green Daddy in the closet. I like you way better than him."
"You really want me to do something crazy? Right now?"
Darcy nods and before she could say one more word, Bruce leans over to kiss her. Even when he was absolutely not drunk, his kiss tastes like beer. Darcy loved it. She dreamed a lot about Bruce, his messy hair and his lips, but never thought he would do that too. After Bruce breaks up the kiss, he looks at Darcy with a pretty unsure look in his eyes.
"Oh wow", bursts Darcy out, "that was crazy."
"Good crazy or bad crazy?"
"I don't know, maybe we should do it again, to find out?" Bruce smiles. "But please, don't let your green Daddy destroy this moment." And without leeting Bruce answer again, she leans over for another kiss.