We Three Fops of Paris so Far

by Mrs. Optimus Prime

This song is making fun of all the fops in the world including their leader Raoul. Okay here's a hint: BANG!

We Three Fops of Paris so Far

By: The Phantom's Loving Angel

We three fops of Paris so far,

Smoking on a rubber cigar.

It was loaded,

it exploded.

BANG! (pause).

We two fops of Paris so far,

Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.

It was loaded,

it exploded.

BANG! (pause).

I one fop of Paris so far,

Puffing on a rubber cigar.

It was loaded,

it exploded

BANG! (pause).